Bens page or: experiments with grammer
@fatoldlucy
Right suppers over, time to get to know each other.
The crusty little chap below is duncan. for those of you who dont know spunky; go with your first impressionst
If your reading this sorry duncan. I do love you realy. I know your a socialist not a communist.

Did you manage to get your dads tux clean?
See adjacent CCTV footage of a recent robbery. The susbect has been described by eyewitnesses as "kind of fat" and "You know those monkeys they put in cages and, like feed shit and put on make up and crap? yeah? like one of those". Police found several different semen a staines on a hankerchief, at this moment no assumptions are being made. If you see him do try not to stare.   
This is possibly the most important part of the post supper disscussion page and infact the entire fatoldlucy complex  its the double whammy of the blue bit and the green bits. in this section you the audience are given the chance to email me about green and/or blue things you may or may not have seen in your local area. eg "dear ben yesterday i saw a green fox riding a blue bicicle" and i shall do my best to publish your results  
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The adorable chap to the right is MONSTROSATREE  he is a monterouse tree. His hair is made of three differnt shades of green
Past adventures and possible future  adventures in and around Peters field
We all live in Peters field we dont talk about peter much as he thinks hes too cool to hang around with us. but any way he lets us live in his field as long as we promise to keep it tidy. some of the adventures we have had are.
1. the naked field running chase adventure.
2. the ditch hiding sasha adventure.
3. the naked george cow pat camping adventure.
4. the broken beever sheet bonaza.
5.the martina (see monstrosatree) mistaken identety crisis.
6. the poet stone summer sledding adventure.
7. the (on going) george and joey vomit adventure.
8. Woking and the percy girls.
9. the duncan experiance
10. the troublesome case of the missing venision blinds and georges bed.
11. the guilfordonians refusing (agressivly) to acnollage we are better than them.
12. The pimp and the crusing car.
13. the harowing day with jess, a tree, alexs shoe, a mineture aroplane and a bb gun
14. the trembling george and the suspect noises emulating from beevers .
15. the great river jump.
16. the twelve miles of jojo and missing resevoirs 
17. the free beer, land of milk and honey, joeys drunken bog wallowing and the mmmamabonga stick adventure. 
18. ben george and alex attempt to row across the lake on a homemade raft
19. sash gets his nose broken by the townies.
20. ben george and jojo wake up in the graveyard.  
hmm these bits are all like three years old. we havent realy done anything over the last two years, girlfriends have come and gone, freinds been won and lost. the usuall stuff