deciding what food is what is easy. Any cooked food that is served warm falls under the heading HOT. Hot also covers any spicy food wether warm or cold.
If cooked food cools down it immedately becomes crispy if its a solid and makes a noise when you eat it.
Any food that cannot fall into the 2 above groups (such as a delicious yoggy (or youghut as u may call it)) automatically fall into sausage group. Sausages are also in the sausage group.
Some foods can span all 3 groups, such as home barbequed sausages and twiglets. People can also become labled by the food groups. George is a sausage because of his tremendous facial hair, where as Duncan is crispy because of his tremendous intellect. Ben due to his latino love god dance routine can span both hot and sausage.
Find out what group your in by completing this short quiz!!
1. When in the bath do you sweat?
A. Yes
B. No
2. Do you find yourself looking at your loo roll when u wipe, just to see what it looks like?
A. Yes
B. No
3. Do you know, or have you ever met a minor celebrity?
A. Yes
B. No
4. Do you often wake up early so you can get to the letter box early enough to beat the postman there, so any letters he pushes through the box can be pushed out at him again?
A. Yes
B. No
5. Is your hair grown into whats comonly known as a mullet?
A. Yes
B. No
(30 extra points if the mullet has a name)
6. Does your bedroom have a secret corner where you like to dispose of your finger nails and toe nails, as well as indiscriminate numbers of pubic hairs?
A. Yes
B. No
Give yourself 10 points for every A, and 5 points for every B.
50-60 points = Your a Sausage! you have reached the highest state of evolution and can sleep easy in your marmite home.
30-45 points = Your a hot! You are ok i suppose, nothing special. You do wear nice underware though.
0-25 points = Your crispy! Cheer up! Your gonna be a long time dead, and dead people cant drink untill they pass out!
