Gentlemen, Welcome to Fat Club @fatoldlucy

1. The first rule of Fat Club is you do not talk about Fat Club. 2. the second rule of Fat Club is you Do Not Talk About Fat Club. 3. The third rule, no knives, no forks. 4. If an eater yells Stop, goes limp or throws up, the meal is over. 5. Only one meal at a time. 6. Only 2 eaters to a meal. 7. Meals will go on as long as they have to. And the 8th and final rule of Fat Club,  If this is your first Meal, you have to vomit.

This is not just the page for george, its also home to the worlds most wonder-full Heros, commonly known as: THE LEAGUE OF SIDE KICKS! They are: COWBOY MAN, A boy with the milky powers of a cow, and the beard of a man!

Captain bicycle can run as fast as a man on a bicycle!

Switch Woman can turn on and off light switches really fast so no one sees her ugly feet.

cowboy man

THINGS TO REMEMBER:

Prick sausages before grilling them.

Colour in the lines so your picture looks good

Wear a hard hat around heavy construction work.

Bricks should be used when making fire places.

Warnings should always be heeded.

Be like John-Charlie and me, wear a helmet when cycling.

Radio 4 voices sound nice in the evening.

Knotted shoe laces keep you from falling over

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