The wonderful circumcision of the elephant from Bournmouth. AKA joeys piece of paper. For doodles, grandads and monks.
Joeys 3 rules to living:
1. breath, this keeps you alive, so ive been told, im sure its just another lie of bloody 'new labour party.'
2.eat, but not greens. those poor animals could do with out ever being eaten, im sure desease will soon arise due to over crowding.
3.beer, O sorry, thats just for the women.
Joeys (a master at oragrami) masterclass:
Painting beevers, otters, and shrews will soon be comencing, i am to much of a busy person to teach it my self (with oragami and such), so i have given Hannah Gordon (of watercolour chalinge) a fiver to teach my class. i hope you find the habitats of these animals challinging and exciting, because you will have nothing to paint. well perhaps a landscape, but no one wants to look at that.
Right, im of to my oragrami class. have fun. watch out for bears wont you. oh and beavers, ive heard hes a wild animal deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down in his harts of farts.
Its time to learn your alphabetz with mother gooce.
A is for A crusable of hydrochloric acid.
B is for Be good for once you stupid boy!
C is for Cigar smoking bottom.
D is for Dam it you nosy sow.
E is for Elephant (circumcised, Bournmouth)
F is for Fiddle me timmbers.
G is for Goats mainly live in middlesex.
H is for Hurry, ive been eating beans.again.
I is for I have a bit of plastercine in my eye.
J is for Jammy sammy's sandwich.
K is for Kettles, one of whom is my best friend.
L is for Lost my child, some where in london.
M is for 'Mother gooce help,im lost'
N is for Nevermind, lots of children are lost, its a bit of a cult accutrlly.
O is for O my word, is that real.....but its so BIG...and it belongs to a real boy.
P is for Please dont tell mother gooce ive been eating beans.again.
Q is for playing snooker with at the pantomime.
R is for Remeber, the cats tail IS attached.
S is for SEAT!NOW, OR WERE LEAVING THE CINEMA!
T is for Talented monkey from oppertunity knocks.
U is for U will never make it as a window cleaner. try accountcy.
V is for Very differcult to eat heathily from macdonalds.
W is for Well you knew she was ill.
X is for X-rays can cause X-ray photographs.
Y is for Y cant i hand feed the tigar.
Z is for Zoo's, 'but im a goat from middlesex' said the child. please let me out. im lost.
This is a pritty picture i found of a girl called Pat Sharp. Aparently, she was the face of the 80s. (dont tell anyone, but i changed a bit of it, thats right...........the socks.)