The Terrifying and Superly Cakey day in July
One day in july the terifying Junky Punky Spunky Duncy Monkey clubbed his keeper to death and escaped from his cage (next to the llamas) His keen monkey nose led his big dunky belly twards the freindly beever cake. (less than 80% saturated fat)
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Oh no cried cakey old beevers his to turn me into a junkie so he can steal my wonderfull pink gucci shoes!!!!
Luckerly for beevers it was at this precise moment that