Yes, I haven't written something recently, but for good reason. I have bought the coolest thing in the world... Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!

It is the best cartoon EVER to walk this Earth. Even better than Looney Tunes. Just read some quotes and see:

"Gentlemen, my ass has finally eaten my hand! It hungers for more..."

"Gentlemen, there's a chance this will work!"
"Uhhh... actually, you said there's no chance this would work."
"Fool! That will never work!"

"Gentlemen, I have made love to this machine! And in retrospect, I ask myself why?!"

"Gentlemen, slowly... carefully... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!"
"Aw, HELL NO!"

Now that you've read those, I recommend that you go out and BUY IT NOW!!! Put off paying the rent for a week or two if you have to. And then go and buy all four volumes!! Then buy Looney Tunes!! And then buy yourself some time to run from your landlord!!

And when you're living out on the streets with only Aqua Teen Hunger Force, you'll be incredibly happy (figure 1). Not even the people that spit on you and attack you will get you even slightly down, because Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the best thing EVER. Of course, it will probably get stolen and force you into a state of depression (figure 2), but soon afterwards, the time you had with it will make you happy for the rest of your life and the time you spend in an unmarked grave (figure 3).