Everyone can agree on that. Even Einstein once said, "Only two things are infinite. Human stupidity, the universe, and HOW FUCKING AWESOME BACON IS!!!!"

Vegetarians agree. They may lie and shout that bacon is disgusting and sick, but deep down inside, they know bacon is the best thing ever. All of the vegetarians I know deny it when I say that they think bacon is the best thing ever, but I know that they secretly love bacon. Just look at the people to the left. They are all vegetarians. They all think bacon is awesome. That is all the proof you need right there.

Vegetarians love bacon. Period.

But, of course, they aren't the only bacon lovers.

Sir Francis Bacon is one of them. He used to be Sir Francis Nedermeyer. Then he ate bacon. The rest is history. We all know his famous quote, "Knowledge is power." What most people don't know, however, is that he went on to say "Real ultimate power is BACON!!" Even less people know his quote, "Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper." What nobody knows is that after that, he said, "But bacon is good for any meal because it is fucking AWESOME!!"

Same thing happened with Kevin Bacon. He was Kevin Smith before he ate bacon. Now he screams "BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON!!!" every five seconds. How he got an acting job, no one knows. His words even show up in photographs sometimes. Just look at these:

Scary, isn't it? And now that I am done, there is only one question you must ask yourself.