In the late 1100s, the Mongols were divided greatly. Waging war against each other, the destruction seemed as if it was going to last forever until 1190 when amidst the chaos a new man emerged.

Tem&ulnujin, though sometimes called Tim, the Pwninator (with the "P" pronounced as an "O" because it makes slightly more sense), and Harry on his days off. But, to the rest of the world, he was known as Genghis Khan.

Yes, the Khaninator (with the "P" not being in the word) ruled with an iron fist and a wooden foot, but those handicaps did not keep him from uniting all of the tribes and setting out to pillage the countryside.

Not long after his coming of power, he had control over much of Asia and, a few weeks later, the entire world. Unfortunately for the Mongols, he soon retired after dying of some cause that was, quite possibly, fatal, if not lethal or even deadly. There has been speculation as to the true cause of his death that ultimately led to his retiring from the throne, but no one knows for sure how.

Anyways, everyone knew when Genghis Khan had conquered their village, as the words "Genngiss wuz hear lol" (with the phrase "lol" being pronounced as if you, or the writer of the phrase if you want to be anal, were laughing in an evil manner) were always found burned into the grass. But, since Genghis Khan had awful penmanship, it resembled greatly what bricks are completely unable to write. The conquerer discussed this issue in his autobiography. Unfortunately, due to his bad penmanship, it ended up looking to have the exact same name, author, words, and page numbers as "1984" if it was not written by a brick (which, it wasn't).

Upon finding out about this, Genghis Khan sued George Orwell (with the "O" not pronounced as a "P" or laughter) for 2 pounds, his sister, Ireland, and "his head," as it had been written. Upon hearing the news, George Orwell reacted with the great strategy of acting confused and then hiding in a cardboard box. The trial eventually came to a climax when George Orwell famously came to court in women's clothing and caught a lung ailment. The lawsuit was immediately dismissed and George Orwell went on to neglect the lung ailment until, in 1950, the police found out and arrested him. He was tried in a military court for neglect, prostitution, and conspiring to become a lawyer. He was found not guilty, but they executed him anyways. And that is the story of Genghis Khan.