Wow. It's been so damn long. But I can justify my leave for two reasons:

1. I was busy.

2. I was lazy.

Obviously, these are very powerful reasons. If I do not update this hunk of junk, assume that it is because of one of those two reasons. Or because I'm getting laid (while you aren't, to which I must counter "Ha. Ha.") perhaps even laid by women who are considerably attractive. Or I'm dead (highly unlikely unless you read this several hundred years in the future). Or perhaps even both, since dead people can be charming at times. But whatever the case, do not lose hope. I'll somehow update this sometime.

But for now, I will give you one short thing that will last you for about two seconds before it's over. Here.