I literally met a chick and an hour later, she was trying to rip off my pants. I wasn't even paying attention either. One minute, I said hi, and the next, she was trying to get in my pants. They make the job so damn easy, you don't even have to try and you'll get laid. I think I must have taken the virginity of twelve girls in just the first day.

Whether you like it or not, if you go to Lake Erie, you're getting laid, big time. Don't even worry about screwing up when talking to them. They want sex so bad, they don't care who it's with or what you say. Half of them don't look bad either, but most have really big boobs. It's like Heaven, except better and there's decent-looking white women everywhere.

Damn, if I ever get to go back there... I think they'll learn to lock up their daugthers after I return next year, if they haven't already.

I hope they never learn.