Science is a tool of Satan!!

Science was created by a bunch of Satanists and Athiests as a way to defy God and prove He does not exist. It claims itself to be the all-powerful force that runs everything, but surely we can all see through this charade. Everyone knows God is the all-powerful force that runs everything in the universe. Science is a way of denying Him and spending forever... IN HELL!!!!

Scientists are trying to destroy Jesus with their "facts" and "logic" so that they can rule the world and doom us all. Well, I'm never gonna turn to Satan's ways! I'll never let them take me!

In Heaven, there is not a single scientist in sight. That's because they're all BURNING IN HELL FOR THEIR SINS!!! SIR FRANCIS BACON BURNS IN HELL FOR INVENTING THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD!!!

All scientists are secretly Satanists. Sure, they will deny that they are, but you must not let that fool you. Insist that they worship the devil and that they hate Jesus. They will eventually realize that they are evil.

And the scientists revered as great are the worst of them. Just look at this list:

Great Scientists?

Copernicus was a Satanist. Just ask him yourself. Go to his grave and ask him if he was a Satanist. He won't say no.

And what about Charles Darwin? He was an incarnation of the devil!

Stephen Hawking is the ANTI-CHRIST!!!

Just think about it. Stephen has 7 letters in it. Hawking has 7 letters in it. He probably doesn't have a middle name that someone cares about. Now what do you get when you put those numbers together?

That's right, you get 14. It might not seem that signifigant, but do you deny that it is exactly 652 less than 666?!?

And how do you deny photographic evidence that... Albert Einstein was a NAZI!!!!!

After all, he was born in Germany, so what do you expect?

So what do you have to say about science NOW?!?



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