I understand I have left another long-ass time without an update. And for the same reasons as before. But, fortunately, this time, I have a scapegoat for you to blame. No, it's not the Jews or any other ethnic group; that went out of style in the 40s. It is not a video game or an MMORPG like those little nerds play twelve hours daily either. Rather, it is something else entirely. It is a website.

Uncyclopedia, to be exact.

Yes. The main reason for which I have not been writing here is because I've become addicted to writing for the Wikipedia parody Uncyclopedia under the alias "The fatgoat" (the "f" not being capitalized, as "The Fatgoat" is a name entirely different from "The fatgoat", and "The Fatgoat" is not the same person as "The fatgoat"; thus capitalization completely changes the meaning of anything). So for many months I have not given a shit about this. However, I'm trying to force myself to begin to. I'll probably fail. If not, you'll see another update within a month or so describing one certain experience I had. And, if you're lucky, I might even write another thing about how shitty New York is, and how much worse it smells. I might even fix the link for fat-bottomed girls, if I can actually find pictures of various fat-bottomed girls that aren't from pornographic websites. But until then, go screw yourself.

Now, the reason I say "screw" instead of a much better word like "f*ck" or "masturbate" (though "yourself" wouldn't make much sense coming after "masturbate" and therefore must be deleted, although you tend to "come" when finishing masturbating) is because, of course, this is hosted on Geocities, which incidentally, does not permit profanity. This is also the same reason I said "f*ck" instead of "f*ck" (just pretend a "u" is replacing the asterick in the latter "f*ck" because I can't write just straight out "fuck"... oh shit!).

This, in essence, is what I think of Geocities:

And, since Imageshack will no doubt delete my image because it is only a badly-drawn penis labeled as a douchebag (which I also couldn't fit the "e" in, so had to misspell "douchebag"), I shall also say this is what I think of Imageshack:

Unfortunately, I had to upload that too on Imageshack, so it will probably also be deleted, and I'll likely be banned, if I wasn't already for the first image. So I'll just describe the image: it is a stick figure wearing a butt on his head. This has several meanings. All of them are meant. However, for those too stupid to understand symbolism, I'll explain the several insults. They are asshats, buttheads (who, unlike Butthead himself, are lame), brown-nosers, asskissers (which is not really well shown, but I thought that I might as well call them that), and they have their heads up their arses.

So, in conclusion, if Geocities does not delete my account for this, I will write some update soon. If Imageshack does not ban me, it might have pictures. If Imageshack does ban me, I might upload a couple pictures onto Geocities and write a rant that insults Imageshack greatly. Oh, and New York smells awful.