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WARNING:

The site you are about to enter contains material that may be considered objectionable by old people with no sense of humor.
If you are old and stupid, turn back. If not, please enter.

You may be thinkin this site has like porn or nasty stuff or major profanity related comedy in it, but it doesn't. I just don't want stuffy old women emailing me or something because they
don't like the stuff I do.

You should be at least five(5) years of age to view the material henceforth.

hell yea i do!
Do you want to continue on to the most kick-ass site currently on the Web?
no, cause i'm a pansy!
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