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Welcome
to the new and improved FaW Socom II Clan website. FaW stands for Fire
At Will, translation: prepare to die. Our clan boast a two piece clan
roster with over 20 members playing with their own special skills
tactics and weapons. We accept challenges on Friday and Saturday nights
for those of you whom wish to die young. All standard rules imply on
those matches during the war, for you dirty bastards out there. Must be
an 8 vs. 8 or close to that number.
For those of you who are looking for a clan to join and think FaW is the right clan for you, send a email with you Socom II name, rank, and description to the webmaster, he will get back to you as soon as possible. Call to Arms! |
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| Bigmike's Big Rants of the Week | |
| 03-22-04 To whom it my concern, I'm mad, so mad I believe I'm going to let the red out. Oh yeah, the red is coming out. 1. Clean sheets I had washed my sheets and put them in the dryer. I had put my work cloths in the wash while my bed sheets were drying. My girl come in a put my work cloths right on top of the sheets. Made all my bed sheets smell like pizza, and you want to talk about mad. I went to war over that, one hell of a piss match. What the hell was she thinking, she wasn't, that was the problem. And she calls me dumb, hell no that proves it women are just a dumb if not more. 2. Birthday As you all know, last thursday, was my birthday. It was the worst day of my life. I ended having to work all day and night. I believe I got off work 9:00 est. That freakin sucks, I had no time for myself. As soon as I got home, my girl started in on me and would quit till bed time. 3. PMN mines Once again I'm going to bitch about the pmn. Why you ask, because that is like the only thing in the game I get killed by. I believe if the seals had some pmn mines every thing would be OK, but no the seals get those worthless Claymores. They need one of the countless mines that don't need a trigger that the real armed forces uses. Ok I've said to much. I just get mad as hell even thinking about it. 4. random thrown nades This is the most cheap part of the game. I've went games and not get to play because of random thrown nades. It's one thing to use them to blow up pmns or if you see someone running into a room and you throw one to clear the room out. But to sit at the start of the game and chuck them across the map, and hope to hit somebody. That is some gay shit. Ok I'm out, you all take it easy. |
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| 03-15-04 To whom it may concern, I'm really pissed right now. I have alot hostilty to get of my chest. 1. USPS (united states postal service) You guys suck, get a life, get my package to home right now. It should have been here Friday and now it is Monday. Snail Mail can kiss my ass. 2. Coldplay NO MORE NAMES DAMNIT, I had to go and delete your old names. Which took me a long time. 3. Gay people Ok, I was at the local McDonald's and I this gay couple were standing in line behind me. They were loud and would stand to close to me. Which made me feel uncomfortable. Ok I know gay people are people too, but damnit don't get so close to me. I have personal space issues and all want is some gay guy rubbing up against me. (For you kids out there, this is what we call sarcasm.) 4. USPS redux Get my shit to me now. 5. Monday Mornings Ok I'm tired and ill, damnit. Don't talk to me, if you do your going to get a ear full. 6. CiCi's pizza This fool walked up to me and asked me what type of pizza these were. I said, "this one is bacon cedder and the other is pork barbacue." The guy said, "Ok, I don't eat pork." Instead he went over there and picked up a slice of ham pizza. I wanted so bad to say, "hey you, you idiot, ham is pork." But I couldn't and it just pissed me off even more. If I had the money, I would buy me a island and put a 20 foot fence around it. This would keep out all the stupid people, that ask stupid questions and do stupid things. By the way, I'm going to change my name to Betty and move to Alaska. This way nobody can find me. I'm tired of this shit and I'm ready to get the hell away from the world. If I was president (your commander in chief, President Betty Mitchell) I would blow up every McDonald's in the world and have me a ranch full of billy goats. So shadow can come over and do what he does best. Make love to the billy goats. Shadows sexual healing. shadow sings, Ooh goat, now let's get down tonight goat I'm hot just like an oven I need some lovin' And goat, I can't hold it much longer It's getting stronger and stronger And when I get that feeling I want Sexual Healing Sexual Healing, oh goat Makes me feel so fine Helps to relieve my mind Sexual Healing on a goat, is good for me Sexual Healing is something that's good for me Whenever blue tear drops are falling And my emotional stability is leaving me There is something I can do I can get on the telephone and call you up goat, and goat, I know you'll be there to relieve me The love you give to me will free me If you don't know the things you're dealing I can tell you, darling, that it's Sexual Healing Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, let's make love tonight Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, 'cos you do it right goat I got sick this morning A sea was storming inside of me goat I think I'm capsizing The waves are rising and rising And when I get that feeling I want Sexual Healing Sexual Healing is good for me Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us Sexual Healing, goat, is good for me Sexual Healing is something that's good for me And it's good for me and it's good to me My goat ohhh Come take control, just grab a hold Of my body and mind soon we'll be making it Honey, oh we're feeling fine You're my medicine open up and let me in Darling, you're so great I can't wait for you to operate I can't wait for you to operate When I get this feeling, I need Sexual Healing (ad lib) goat please don't procrastinate 'cause I may have to masturbate) lol, I'm out. you all have a great day, but not to great. |
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| 03-08-04 1. GOLF+BEER=FUN One down side thought, the more I drink the more my ball stays in the woods and water. Next time I'm going to take me a fishing rod and rifle. 2. Tornados Yeah I said Tornados, Damn things knocked my cable and power off for like 2 hours yesterday. Damnit, I was wanting to play Socom. 3. COLDPLAY Ok, I'll start with this, half of my friends list is his names. COLDPLAY, 14th Warrior, and now The DonkeyKong. Next I would like to say that everytime I play with COLDPLAY, he gets me killed. Remember it's $hadows fault. Lastly, this is directly for COLDPLAY, get new jokes and voices, The ones you do now are getting old. That's right Joker made him snipe to shut him up last night. (This was after I got my power back on) 4. Women You can't live with them and you can't live without them. Word of advise, Listen, If you do your life will be easyer. I had to learn the hard way. Damn Socom for mess up my love life. Oh well, somethings can't wait....I'll be back in a bit.....................Ok it is about 2 hours later from when I started this post. Hmmmmm much better. I guess I can give details but I better not. 5. ENJOi ENJOi could you ethier slow down typing or not type at all. Your going put me into a coma, with that rainbow of colors that flash from the top of the screen. It makes me feel like I'm at a rave. And I can't stand techno music. Get you a new mic there ENJOi, I bet you can mow a few yards to get thirty dollars. 6. Ok, the last one is about me, Yes I said Me, No not you or steve, but Me. Yes Me, Can you believe I said me. Firstly, I studer way to much on the mic. St---ST---St--Stoooooo----Stoooop- P---p----pmn mine. I never studer but on that damn mic for some reason. Ok I'm Out, Check in next Monday. |
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| Posted 03-01-04 1. Modern technology really blows monkey nuts. As I have posted today my modem went to shit fast. 2. People over the age of 55 should not be allowed to drive. I was almost broadsided by the old lady this morning going to work. 3. Lack of being able to play Socom 2. This has to be the most bored I've been in a while. I've been wanting to see Fatchickmagnet blow a teammate up with a nade. lol 4. Cable company waiting 3 days to help me. I pay you, get your ass over here and fix it damnit. 5. INCOME TAX What is this shit, Don't they tax us enough. (sales tax, property tax) 6. The Darkness This damn song sucks, but it gross on you I guess. Like a pair of vice grips to the nuts. I believe in a thing called love. 7. McDonalds Mcgriddle, pancakes with stuff in between. Why didn't I thank of that. 8. This post Why am I wastin my time writing this crap. Come back next week same Mike channel same Mike day for the next issue of Bigmike's Big Complants for the Week. (For you kids out there, I used the old ending to the Batman TV show.) |
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