Why worry
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| There are only two things to worry about: |
| Either you are well or you are sick. |
| If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about! |
| But if you are sick there are only two things to worry about: |
| Whether you will get well or whether you will die. |
| If you get well, there is nothing to worry about! |
| But if you die, there are only two things to worry about: |
| Whether you go to heaven or hell. |
| If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about. |
| And if you go to hell you'll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time to worry. |
| SO WHY WORRY? |