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Roberts’ Homepage
This site updated: 07/04/05
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Hello, and welcome to my homepage. I’ve finally decided to bow to the pressures of keeping everyone in touch with what’s going on with my life and create my own web-site. It’s not going to be anything too fancy at first, but I’m hoping it’ll get bigger and better and more shiny as time progresses. I’m not promising a web-site that’ll change your life. Or even one that’ll have many exciting animated bits-and-pieces, but hopefully it’ll do the job of keeping me in touch with you and vice versa.
Now, pay attention, coz this is the science part. A whole bunch of you have started contacting me on Yahoo! Messenger and Skype. Before you go to the trouble I'd like you to do a bit of thinking. Am I going to want to talk to you? Hmm? Are you an interesting person? Do you possess some fragment of wit? Can you spell and punctuate properly? Do you enjoy books, music, conversation? Do you want to talk to me for reasons *other* than that you've found out that I'm a single bisexual woman of around your age?
If that answers to all of those is yes, by all means go ahead. If, however, your major hobby is cruising for hot chicks, you're a football fan to the exclusion of all other sane things, you like to use 1337 or text-speak, and or you're a rather unimaginative perv (or a dodgy ex of mine), do us both a favour and DON'T BOTHER. There are plenty of other girls out there with more patience and lower self-esteem.
(If you're already a friend of mine and any of the above applies, don't worry - we both know you're an outrageous perv/ support some daft team, but hey! I already like you for a big bunch of other reasons.)
Finally some updates!
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(I put some art on teeshirts and mugs and stuff – still under construction
but plenty sweet already. Go see!)
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(My Amazon wishlist - books, films, music, Playstation stuff.)
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This site updated: 07/04/05
