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	Ford Jokes Stats show that 90% of all Fords bought are still on the road, the last 10% made it home! Ford is trying something new, they're putting heaters in the tail gates of their 1999 Ford trucks, It will keep your hands warm while pushing them in the winter! Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If it wasn't for our Fords, our tools would rust. WHAT DID THE CHEVY SAY TO THE FORD? Would you like a tow home? FORD-Found On Road Dead FORDS-For Old Retarded Dip Shits FORD-Found On Reservation Dump FORD-Fix Or Repair Daily FORD-Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot FORD-Factory Ordered Road Disaster FORD-Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge FORD-Flip Over Read Directions FORD-Fixed On Race Day FORD-Ford Owner Really Dumb FORD-For Only Retarded Drivers FORD-Fuck Only Runs Downhill FORD-Fat Old Rusted Dog FORD-Funky Old Road Dog FORD-Found On Roadside's Destroyed WHY ARE THERE SIDEWALKS BESIDE MOST STREETS AND HIGHWAYS? So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home. HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT FROM A FORD? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards! "I wanta buy me a Ford truck and push it up and down the road." This is Chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust... A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollipop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollipops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!" Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest. Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable? That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money" He admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare. WHY IS THIS COUNTRY SO FAR IN DEBT? Because the President drives a Ford SPEED KILLS DRIVE A FORD LIVE FOR EVER HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A FORD? Fill it with gas! If Ford mean's(First on race day) It is only because it is still there from the last race day.