Welcome To Our Dictatorship: The Rules of Fuckin Fake
Yeah we know what you're probably thinking.  "Rules?!  What the fuck, this is supposed to be fun!"  Well don't worry kiddo, because it is fun.  We hate rules just as much as you do, but without good, properly inforced rules, communities die out.  So to avoid that, and all kinds of ensuing chaos, we have created some simple rules for Fuckin Fake.   If you don't follow them, you're warned (the number of times varies with which rule you've broken); after you've used all your warnings, see ya later, you're out.  We're not asking much here, really.  So just follow the rules and we'll all get along great

1. No double posting journal entries


Please, please, PLEASE, do not post an update in your journal, then proceed to copy and paste that same entry into the community journal.  Its an annoyance, and it clogs up friends pages.


2. OOC Posts MUST be locked (friends only)


We have an OOC community, so this really shouldn't be a problem; however, if you wish to post something OOC in your personal journal, it should be locked, followed by a public post, if you wish, alerting community members of the locked post, so they can log in to view. it.


3. No posting just song lyrics, or quizzes in the community journal


Feel free to do so in your own journal (it is recommended that you use the cut tag even then), but keep that out of the community.  If you have an update in the community, complete with song lyrics, thats fine.  However, just posting the lyrics to a song is not acceptable.


4. Update once a month


And when we say update, we mean UPDATE.  We don't want one liners saying "I'm alive."  You're not doing your character justice, and if this is the case, you WILL be removed, and your celeb will be immidiately up for grabs.   Sorry, but we can't have dead characters, and we want committed writers.  If you don't show that committment, you're GONE.


5. No excessive posting


Its annoying, and not a good way to get yourself friends.  We ask that you limit your posts to no more than three a day, over the course of all communities.  If you have something else to say that you forgot, just edit your last entry and save our friends pages.


6. No Death Threats


There will be no (serious) attempts at, or threats of, the death of any character.  Getting into verbal fights is fine, and even an occasional fist or bitch fight will be tollerated.  So just be smart, don't do it.


7. Finally, YOU MAY NOT JOIN OTHER COMMUNITIES


Sorry, but we're greedy bitches.  We want you all to ourselves, is that so much to ask?  Not only that, it makes things a hell of a lot less confusing.  Two communities would mean possible interaction with two Justin Timberlakes, which would make for confusion in both communities.  If you join another community, aside from Fuckin Fake, and its afffiliates, you're out, no warnings, no questions asked.


Other Helpful Hints (Not Rules, but strongly encouraged)


-When you're added to Fuckin Fake, do an 'intro post' in the community.  Introduce yourself, provide your AIM, etc.
-Keep one liners to a minimum.  If you have nothing to update about, wait until you do.  Some one liners, however, can say more than a huge, rambling post, but just keep that in mind.
-Don't add people from different RP's to your friends list.  It makes things confusing
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DON'T DELETE TO GET ATTENTION!  Its annoying, and it can ruin storylines.  If you need a break, TAKE ONE.  Deleting for a day, and then returning, is drastic, and frowned upon

I'd say that was all together, fairly harmless.  Not too much to ask, is it?  And if you think so, this RP isn't for you.  Abide by the rules, and we'll have a great time.