I was recently sitting on the potty when I realizes that I have never actually read the information that comes on the paper inside of a box of tampons. This is what it read" always REMOVE your used tampon before inserting a new one" " Be sure to remove the last tampon you use at the end of your period'. does that really happen , have there been women who have tried to insert more then one? do some girls actually forget to remove their tampon and it'll sit in there for days without you knowing it?
It seems the long white string hanging from their coochie would clue them in. what if she forgot about it, and she wanted her man to perform oral and then he went down and sees the string , Imagine that conversation, "Damn girl,you want me to do that while your on the rag?" and then what would she say?
"OOPS, I forgot all about that, its been on there for days" " what don't you shower?"
Oh and lets not forget my personal favorite! " IF YOUR TAMPON SHOULD BECOME" LOST" GO RELAX AND TRY AGAIN LATER"
Now wait a minute here, I can see no conceivable way a tampon can become "lost". I say that if you lose your tampon you got more important things to worry about other then your lost tampon.How can you lose a tampon? Its got no where to go! is there a lost and found where you can recover your tampon.it can only go so far.
Which reminds me a friend of mines sister is a nurse at the hospital in Dansville, and she was telling me (this is true, happened about 2 weeks ago) That a young guy came in there and he had lost a Bingo dobber up in his ass and was unable to remove it. I guess these things really happen to people.They asked him if he came there by ambulance, and he said " no, I drove myself" eek gads man! How is it he was unable to remove it?
maybe his muscles got all tensed up or something, Maybe he should have read the paper in the tampon box about relaxing and trying again later
If I HYPOTHETICALLY speaking of course had gotten some wierd urge to shove inanimate obects up my ass and it got stuck, I would have found another way of removing it, there is no circumstance in which i would go to the hospital and humiliate myself. Even taking a crap would probably get it out.If worse came to worse I'd rather call a friend to help me remove it!
How does he explain the missing bingo dobber to his mommy? Did the hospital give it back to him? For that matter would he take it back and wash it up so his grandmother could play bingo that weekend?
"Honey, Have you seen my bingo dobber, you know the one with the good luck troll on the end?" |
