The Dennis Nedry Forbidden Link Of Mystery!!
Updated 15th August 2003
"Hi There!

I'm Wayne Knight, you may remember me from such movies as "Jurasic Park", "Basic Instinct" and "Rat Race".
Although my real name is Wayne, i prefer Dennis as most people recognize me from that superb Spielberg film Jurasic Park where i play a big fat man in a coat.
Anyway, since the acting work dried up, i spend most of my time surfing the web, and hiding in tall trees spying on Bridget Fonda.  Hmmmmmm
Whilst Surfing the 'web, i always visit Paul Bauer's site "Fear The Beer"; it's choc full of goodness you know!
I was so impressed that i asked Paul to feature me on his site in some way.  In his infinate wisdom, he agreed to let me have my own page and feature here at Ouzo Rules.
So, i'm proud to present my
Forbidden Link Of Mystery, It'll change whenever i'm not eating Prezels and drinking Robinsons High-Juice.  It features the best web sites around and will bring you stuff that you've never thought about visiting before, but trust me!  Its all good!
To go to the link, just click on the fine picture below and be transported into a world of mystery!"

Dennis
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