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Next Generation General Pairing
Title: YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
Author: T'Maia (and involuntarily, Joe Cocker) (T_Maia@altavista.com)
Series: TNG, filk
Code: Guinan/?
Rating: PG (barely)
Disclaimer: Paramount owns Guinan and Joe Cocker this mutilated song.
Summary: A female crewmember and Guinan have some fun in Ten Forward
Archiving: FFF, ASC*, WWOMB, FF.net, my page, all others ask
Feedback: Don't bother. It's not worth it. If you still want to: T_Maia@altavista.com
Note: Part of the Femme Fuh-Q Fest - http://www.oocities.org/femme_fuhq_fest/
Guinan, take off your robe
real slow
and take off your shoe
Gimme them!
I didn't know what love is
yes yes yes
until I met you
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Come out from behind the bar
Dim down the light
I'll secure the door
and come back here
don't stand so far
that's right
Drop your dress to the floor
Oh, yeah! Sweet Guinan!
You give me a reason to dream
You give me a reason to beam
You give me a reason to love
You give me a reason to live
Sweet Guinan
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Guinan
you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
We gonna have some fun
Suspicious minds a talkin'
try'n' to keep two women apart
they don't believe
we had fun from the start
they don't know I love you
they don't know what love is
they don't know what sex is
they don't know what slash is
I know what slash is
Sweet Guinan
We gonna have some fun
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Feeling
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
[End]
