Title: BEV, SHE MAKES HER BLUE JEANS TALK(A Filk)
Author: Darklord ( darklordnz@yahoo.com )
Date: July 2003
Series: TNG
Code: Crusher/f
Rating: R
Disclaimer: In the beginning there was NBC, but they were a pack of wallys and sold Star Trek to Paramount for 5 pesos, 2 rusty safety pins and an old button. Paramount now owns the Star Trek universe, but occasionally I stage a jailbreak and let the characters out to have some fun. Don't tell Paramount or they'll let a mugato play bongo on my head (and goddammit, I'm a writer, not a drum).
Warning: This filk contains mention of lesbian sex. If you didn't know that already, how did you find this website??
Summary: What does Beverly Crusher get up to off duty? - A musical examination.
Archiving: Yes please on FFF, ASCEM and the Paradoxical F/F Archive (if you want it Rob). Anybody else that wants to archive please let me know and I'll probably say yes.
Feedback: Yes please. Constructive criticisms only (flames and unhelpful criticism will be returned with interest!) can be sent to me at the email address above or posted to the Femme Fuhq Fest or ASCEM-L groups.
Note 1: Part of the Femme Fuhq Fest -- http://www.oocities.org/femme_fuhq_fest/
Note 2: This is based on the song "Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk" written by D Locorriere, S
Weedman and R Haffkine in 1982, and performed by Dr Hook.
by Darklord
Night falls on the Enterprise, Bev she feels the heat,
This slick and sexy angel, don't care for meat,
The queen of all the starship, the girls follow her when she walks,
She don't say nothing, but Bev, she makes her blue jeans talk.
Bev, she makes her blue jeans, yeah she makes her blue jeans talk,
Bev, she makes her blue jeans, yeah she makes her blue jeans talk,
It's womanly curves she thinking about, and it turns the guys inside out,
She don't say nothing, but Bev, she makes her blue jeans talk.
Night time on the Enterprise, sex, it's in the air,
Bev's quarters are seeing action, only girls in there,
The queen of all the starship, screams her pleasure to the dark,
She don't say nothing, but Bev, she makes her blue jeans talk.
Bev, she makes her blue jeans, yeah she makes her blue jeans talk,
Bev, she makes her blue jeans, yeah she makes her blue jeans talk,
It's womanly curves she thinking about, and it turns the guys inside out,
She don't say nothing, but Bev, she makes her blue jeans talk.
Bev, she makes her blue jeans, yeah she makes her blue jeans talk,
Bev, she makes her blue jeans, yeah she makes her blue jeans talk,
It's womanly curves she thinking about, and it turns the guys inside out,
She don't say nothing, but Bev, she makes her blue jeans talk.
She don't say nothing, but Bev, she makes her blue jeans talk,
She won't say nothing,
She don't say nothing, but Bev, she makes her blue jeans talk.