Title: KATHRYN'S LOVER -- A Filk
Author: Darklord ( darklordnz@yahoo.com )
Series: VOY/?
Code: Janeway/Seven/?
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Seven of Nine's lament after she gives Captain Janeway a call on an operator-serviced line.
Disclaimer: In the beginning there was NBC, but they were a pack of wallys and sold Star Trek to Paramount for 5 pesos, 2 rusty safety pins and an old button. Paramount now owns the Star Trek universe, but occasionally I stage a jailbreak and let the characters out to have some fun. Don't tell Paramount or they'll remove my comm privileges (and I do so want to see this performance again!)
Warning: This filk contains depictions of lesbian sex. If you didn't know that already, how did you find this website??
Archiving: Yes please on FFF, ASCEM and the Paradoxical F/F Archive (if you want it Rob). Anybody else that wants to archive please let me know and I'll probably say yes.
Feedback: Yes please. Constructive criticisms only (flames and unhelpful criticism will be returned with interest!) can be sent to me at the email address above or posted to the Femme Fuhq Fest or ASCEM-L groups.
Note 1: Part of the Femme Fuh-Q Fest -- http://www.oocities.org/femme_fuhq_fest/
Note 2: This filk is based on the song "Sylvia's Mother" written by Shel Silverstein (copyrighted 1972) and sung by Dr Hook and the Medicine Show.
by Darklord
Kathryn's lover says, Kathryn's busy, too busy to answer the comm,
Kathryn's lover says, Kathryn's trying, to give me an orgasm of my own,
Kathryn's lover says, Kathryn's happy, kissing my freshly shaved quim,
And the operator says four strips of latinum more, for a live cam feed.
Please sweet Beverly, I just gotta talk to her,
I'll only keep her a while,
Please Doctor Crusher, I just wanna tell her goodbye.
Kathryn's lover says, Kathryn's naked, and she's staying that way just for me,
Kathryn's lover says, Kathryn's beautiful, her breasts are about 34C,
Kathryn's lover says, please don't say anything, but her pussy juice is just so tasty,
And the operator says four strips of latinum more, for an autographed nude holopic.
Please sweet Beverly, I just gotta talk to her,
I'll only keep her a while,
Please Doctor Crusher, I just wanna tell her goodbye.
Kathryn's lover says, Kathryn's working, she's sucking on my sweet little clit,
Kathryn's lover says, oh god I'm cumming, Katie's tongue's just done the trick,
And Kathryn's lover says, thank you for calling, and Seven won't you call back again,
And the operator says four strips of latinum more, will buy my used panties.
Please sweet Beverly, I just gotta talk to her,
I'll only keep her a while,
Please Doctor Crusher, I just wanna tell her goodbye.
Tell her goodbye,
Please...tell her goodbye.