Title: 99 Green Slave Girls (filk)
Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar@yahoo.com )
Series: TOS
Code: f
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. The original song is by Nena. I'm just writing this for fun, not making any profit, and not trading songs over the internet.
Archiving: FFF, ASCEM, others please ask.
Feedback: Yes please, here or by email.
Note: Based on Nena's "99 Red Balloons" (1984 English version).
Written for Round XII of the Femme Fuh-q Fest -- http://www.oocities.org/femme_fuhq_fest/
by longbeachtrekstar, August 2003
(acapella)
You and I in a little sex shop
Buy a box of dildos with the money we've got
Strap them on and start to fuck
We can go all day with a bit of luck
Back at home, the girls are cool
They flash their tits and start to drool
Floating in the summer pool
99 green slave girls go by
(synthesizer... drumroll...)
99 green slave girls
Floating in the summer pool
Music plays, they start to dance
They all shimmy out of their pants
The sex machine springs to life
Opens up its eager mouth
Just lean back and close your eyes
As 99 green slave girls go by
99 girls, aren't they sweet?
99 girls can't be beat
They frolic, running in the grass
Squeeze their tits and grab their ass
This is what they've waited for
This is it girls, sex galore!
Just rub her clit to make her sigh
As 99 green slave girls go by
99 girls ready to go
Ride super-high-tech jet-dildos
Everyone's a superhero
But no one here wants Captain Kirk
With orders to lesbianize
To dykify and sapphicize
Shout out to the summer sky
As 99 green slave girls go by
(acapella, again)
99 dreams I have had
In every one a green slave girl
It's all over and I'm sitting pretty
As I reach out and grab a titty
If I could find one more dildo
I'd strap it on for one more show
My green slave girl slides to and fro
I think of you and then let go...
(End)