Title: Turning Klingonese

Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar@yahoo.com )

Series: VOY

Codes: T/f, filk

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Based on "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors (1980).

Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. The original song is by The Vapors. I'm just writing this for fun and not making any profit.

Archiving: FFF, ASCEM, others please ask.

Feedback: Yes please, here or by email.

Notes: Written for lucky Round XIII of the Femme Fuh-q Fest -- http://www.oocities.org/femme_fuhq_fest/

Some say the original song is about masturbation, but wouldn't we all rather do it with a certain Klingon babe?




TURNING KLINGONESE

by longbeachtrekstar, January 2004



I see B'Elanna, I think she's cool

When she strips naked, I start to drool

She's playing with herself and using lots of tools

Those Klingon ridges, they're so bizarre

And when she bites me, I'm seeing stars

I want to fuck her from here all the way to Mars



I pinch her nipples, I pinch her nipples

I'd like to bend her down and spank her little butt

I asked the Doctor to lube her pussy

So with a dildo I can fuck my little slut

She's got me sliding up and sliding down

I'm sliding in, I'm sliding 'round

I'm turning Klingonese
I think I'm turning Klingonese
I really think so
Turning Klingonese
I think I'm turning Klingonese
I really think so

She'll fuck and suck and lick your pussy

When B'Elanna wants sex, you'd better get busy -- She's hot!

Having sex with Klingon girls is full of danger

They will growl and bite you, and things even stranger

Stra-ain-ger!

That's why I'm turning Klingonese
I think I'm turning Klingonese
I really think so
Turning Klingonese
I think I'm turning Klingonese
I really think so...
(repeat til fades)

(End)


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