Title: Turning Klingonese
Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar@yahoo.com )
Series: VOY
Codes: T/f, filk
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Based on "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors (1980).
Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. The original song is by The Vapors. I'm just writing this for fun and not making any profit.
Archiving: FFF, ASCEM, others please ask.
Feedback: Yes please, here or by email.
Notes: Written for lucky Round XIII of the Femme Fuh-q Fest -- http://www.oocities.org/femme_fuhq_fest/
Some say the original song is about masturbation, but wouldn't we all rather do it with a certain Klingon babe?
by longbeachtrekstar, January 2004
I see B'Elanna, I think she's cool
When she strips naked, I start to drool
She's playing with herself and using lots of tools
Those Klingon ridges, they're so bizarre
And when she bites me, I'm seeing stars
I want to fuck her from here all the way to Mars
I pinch her nipples, I pinch her nipples
I'd like to bend her down and spank her little butt
I asked the Doctor to lube her pussy
So with a dildo I can fuck my little slut
She's got me sliding up and sliding down
I'm sliding in, I'm sliding 'round
I'm turning Klingonese
I think I'm turning Klingonese
I really think so
Turning Klingonese
I think I'm turning Klingonese
I really think so
She'll fuck and suck and lick your pussy
When B'Elanna wants sex, you'd better get busy -- She's hot!
Having sex with Klingon girls is full of danger
They will growl and bite you, and things even stranger
Stra-ain-ger!
That's why I'm turning Klingonese
I think I'm turning Klingonese
I really think so
Turning Klingonese
I think I'm turning Klingonese
I really think so...
(repeat til fades)
(End)