2001
Pairing: Troi/Jadzia
Code: R, humor
Feedback: to tlen@freenet.de
Part of the Femme-Fuh-Q-Fest at http://www.oocities.org/femme_fuhq_fest/
Summary: Two women fight for a man.
Disclaimer: Paraborg/Viacom owns the whole Star
Trek universe. I only borrowed a little part of it for some fun. No moneymaking,
no offence of copyrights are intended. The story is mine and it is just
fanfiction.
If you are under age, please stay away. If you
have a problem with m/m-sex and relationships, then look elsewhere for your
entertainment. English is not my native language, so please be patient with my
mistakes. T'Lin did a really great job to correct my errors, not to mention all
the suggestions she gave. My greatest gratitude to her. For all remaining
errors, blame me.
"He is mine!" The
dark-haired, stark naked woman's loud voice echoed from the walls.
"No, he is mine!"
The other woman - also dark-haired but with dark curls - spoke quietly but
nevertheless with equal determination. She, too, wore absolutely nothing.
"Oh, really?" came
the sarcastic reply. "Stop dreaming, Troi. You're not the right woman for
him. He never even fucked you. The only thing the two of you ever did was talk
about emotions. That's not the way to hold a Klingon warrior."
The other wasn't impressed.
"Rough sex is not all that counts in a relationship, Dax. And nobody with
his mind in the right place will spend his whole life fucking a worm."
"You bitch!" Dax
stepped closer to her opposite, ready to fight for her man.
"I have the older
rights." Troi answered and raised her hands in a gesture of defeat.
"Stop it!" He
stepped out from the shadows which had hidden him so far. "I'm man enough
for both of you. There is no need to fight for me. I surely can satisfy you
both. But first" He winked in the direction of the large bed on the other
side of the room. "Entertain me."
Both women stopped what they
were doing when he appeared. Now they spoke in unison, "what do you wish
us to do?"
He smiled. "You're nice
girls. First: Kiss each other!"
They obeyed immediately. He
licked his lips as he took a closer view on them. "You're really nice. Lay
down and continue. I want to see you hot and horny."
Again they did like they were
ordered. Lips parted to allow searching tongues their explorations, wet mouths
traveled down firm breasts. "Suck!" Rosy nubs were sucked to
hardness. "Touch!" Tender hands stroked round buttocks.
He sat down on the edge of
the bed, licking his lips again. "And now I want you to lick your pussies!
Make them wet for me!"
He reached for his fly.
"End program!" He
landed very roughly on his ass as the bed suddenly disappeared. Only one chair
remained in the room and quickly changed its form to that of Constable Odo.
"You are under arrest, Quark".
The Ferengi struggled to his
feet. "Odo, Gosh, how can you frighten me so. I nearly got a heart-attack.
And for which crime do you want to charge me?"
Odo stepped closer until he
was only one step away from the suddenly very nervous bar-keeper. "You
know very well that it is forbidden to use the profile of a real person in a
holo-program without his or her permission. Lieutenant Dax and Counselor Troi
would hang you on your ears if they knew what you have done."
"But " Quark tried
to retreat back and put more space between himself and Odo. His mind raced and
he damned the always present Constable. This special program had seemed to be
such a good idea. He already had a few
pre-orders. Not to mention
that he had intended to use it for himself very often. These human females were always so fascinating,
especially when they were angry.
Suddenly he got an idea.
"I didn't intend to use this for public purposes. I just wanted to give it
to Commander Worf as a wedding-gift."
"Oh, sure." Odo let
drop a little hint of sarcasm in his voice. "He would surely be PLEASED
with such a gift. Door open!" He gestured to the now visible bulkhead.
"After you, Quark. I have a nice little cell waiting
for you."
The Ferengi sighed resigned.
"I guess there is no chance I can convince you of my innocence, however
Odo, there is something you have to explain to me. You were obviously in the
holo-suite the whole time, why have you stopped me just at that moment?"
"I had no intention to
see you naked" came the harsh reply.
Quark smiled. "But you
enjoyed the show the lady's gave us before, did you?"
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