The Newsgroup Would Like To Recomend . . .
Original Series Slash Pairing
Title: How It Happened
Author: J. Juls jjuls@tbc.net
Series: TOS
Rating: NC-17
Codes: U/Brightspot
Summary: How it happened that Uhura did a favor for Brightspot to-Ennien.
Disclaimer: Uhura owned by Paramount. Brightspot, Tail-kinker, Grabfoot, Stiff Tail, and YNK owned by Pocket Books. Sorry everybody for using your stuff!
Note 1: Part of the Femme Fuh-q Fest, http://www.oocities.org/Femme_Fuhq_Fest/
Note 2: Brightspot was one of the felinoid lifeforms who lived on planet Sivao in the book Uhura's Song.
HOW IT HAPPENED
"Tell me how it happened."
"I was sleeping on one of those funny human beds. I had wanted to try it out, even though I thought the floor looked much more comfortable.
"Anyway, it must have been okay, because I fell asleep, and then the next thing I knew I woke up feeling all funny. I felt kind of hot, and my tail wanted to lash back and forth, and my ears went back, and my fur stood up. Then I couldn't help it; it was sort of weird; but I had to yowl.
"And I yowled and yowled, and you know Lieutenant Nyota Uhura to-Enterprise lived right next door to me, and pretty soon I heard the door go 'swish,' and there she was. She ran right over to me and said, 'Brightspot to-Ennien, what's wrong?'
"And I said, 'I don't knowwwwwwwwwwww, Nyota Uhura to-Enterpriiiiiise. But I feel really funny.' Then I felt like I had to stand up on all fours on the bed, so I did stand up on all fours, like *this*, and my tail suddenly whipped forward so it was pointing right at my head, like *this*! And then ... well, I hate to say it, but my rear end started to stand up, like *this*! And I was so scared, and I was even hotter, and my ears were still back. And I yowled some more.
"Well, Nyota Uhura to-Enterprise started going over to that buttony thing on the wall, the one that they use to talk through. But then she stopped, because she saw the box that Tail-Kinker to-Ennien had given me. You know, the one with 'YNK' written on it, that she told me to open only in an emergency? Well, Nyota Uhura to-Enterprise hurried and opened that box right up. And in there was a thing -- well, I don't know how to describe it! But it was about *this* long and *this* thick and had a funny bump at one end and a handle at the other end and some barbs sticking out of it, pointing away from the bumpy end. And then, when she saw the thing, she quit looking worried and started looking happy.
"It was then I noticed that my rear end -- not my real rear end, you know, but right under it -- felt all funny, not really itchy, but just *something*! It didn't feel right. And I thought that if I got my rear end fixed up, all the other stuff would go away. And I had to yowl again.
"Well, Nyota Uhura to-Enterprise must have known about my rear end, too! I don't know whether it maybe looked funny, or she just knew about it some other way. But she took that big, long thing of Tail-Kinker's and just slid it up into me! And it suddenly felt better! But then she slid it out again, and the barbs must have sunk in, because I could really feel it. And it felt sooooo good! I had to yowl and yowl some more, but my ears went forward and my whiskers went forward. But I got even hotter! And she kept sliding it in and out and in and out, seventeen times. And on the last time, I just felt, I don't know. How can I tell you, Grabfoot? I thought that I had Taken the Other Trail; I really did. It seemed like I went away, and -- I hate to say this -- but I sort of ... forgot!!
"I know, it sounds terrible, but anyway, that's what happened. And then -- it was just the greatest thing ever! Maybe it will happen to you someday, too; by what Nyota Uhura to-Enterprise said, it's a thing that happens a lot when somebody is an adult like me.
"Because, after all the great stuff happened, and I came back, I got all relaxed and happy. I started purring. And Nyota Uhura to-Enterprise pulled the thing out of me and took it to the head and washed it and then put it back in the box. And I laid down on the bed, because I was just dizzy all of a sudden, and so very sleepy. And Nyota Uhura to-Enterprise laid on the bed beside me and stroked my head and scratched the back of my neck and rubbed my belly. And that's when she told me, 'Those funny feelings you had are all a part of growing up, Brightspot. You should ask Stiff Tail about it the next time you see her. Promise me?'
"And I said, 'Okay,' and then I fell asleep.
"And that's how it happened."
END
