The Amazingness Of The Bobleys
Secret Rulers Of The Universe
Oh my gawd, i hear you say who are the Bobleys? Well they are us ok and being a Bobley is the most amazing thing you can be ohkay. Bobleydom is a religion that we discovered in 1995 when we were in year nine at school. El Kunto and I  were looking in our history textbook and we saw 'Satanic William'. He is one of our ever important Bobley gods.
The other Bobley gods are Zoon, Blobbus and Kentockretarti.
Now you may ask how do you become a Bobley, well you have to send us your vibe and we can usually tell if you are Bobley material, me and El kunto will probably put a form thingo here one day but first we have to do the lesbian ice princess one first.
OH MY GOD, NUDO IS SINGING THAT BAD SHOOTER LIFE'S A BITCH SONG, EERRGH!
Since El Kunto did it, i am going to do it too, here is some exciting crap about the amazing Bobleys and something about our arch enemy Nead soma, who thinks his race will defeat us, ha ha ha ha, I don't think so!
Plonk on a rock (Sacred Bobley site)
The Bobleys:
Jobie Wan
El Kunto
Laura
Scott
Alex
Fergus Noodle
Go bok bok like a chicken