eerrrrr, when i had long hair
What long hair?
just recently, before i got it cut, it's long and curly, sort of curly and it looked like little bow peep, it was terrible!
Are you a heavy sleeper?
i love sleep, good sleep
What do you miss about Australia when you are away?
ummm many things, lots of things like Australia is the most amazing country in the world
and you've never been away anyway
oh i have, i have out of body experiences.
You didn't really turn Madona down when she offered to sign you, did you?
ah yes i did
could you have your belly button pierced like hers?
ah no no no, it's not possible i don't have any parts of my body pierc
I can't remember because i was that utterly shitfaced i didn't remember where i was
you were that shitfaced?
I was
If you were a woman for a day what would you do?
I'd admire my beauty and i wouldn't do the obvious things like friends of mine and root men and stuff like that because, oh i might fiddle with my breasts or something like that.
I hear Gaylord has a gang of girls after her everywhere she goes?
(silence) no I hadn't heard that before i have heard about the cows though
You've been hanging out with lipstick lesbians Fem to Fem?
(silence) no but i wished i could say i had been
aren't they just tacky?
no no not at all
What do you think of kerbcrawlers?
err they're not good at all
what's this about your old bass player Alex getting the sack for punching Glen?
It's true
Do you get any weird gifts from fans?
yes womans underwear
is that weird?
yes it is weird because none of them fit
Ohh fucking heaps, women everywhere
here we go Liam Gallagher staggers up to you at a party and tells you he's mad for it, what do you do?
i tell him to fuck off
what brand of fags do you smoke?
don't smoke at all, it's bad for you
the famous school uniform fiasco, what were you thinking?
oh getting another tinnie into me
Echobelly On, on what?
on football (with increasing loudness) FOOTBALL FOOTBALL!!!!!