Scott

Apparently this background is called wedding, very wedding esque isn't it? I ipicked it for Scott because he shall be getting married when he is seventy. Yeah this is an interview with him with questions that i stole from the NME, and a few i made up myself. Yeah baby!

Okay i am interviewing Nudo as he strokes a pussy, okay, hello Smelly (Smelly was our cats name) yeha Nudo, i nicked these questions so if you find them annoying I didn't make them up, but there are a few i made up at the end, Which song describes you best? 'I live for you', by Chyna (?)  Phillips, that's very meaningful and i live for you, ohh a smelly is biting my hand, ow ow ow What is heaven? Heaven is a chocolate bonfire with Kulcha on a stake what is hell? hell is when your cd player is broken and you have accidently put repeat on a Celine Dion song What is your earliest memory? my earliest memory? um being y'know captured by the Massi people and being whipped for their kinky pleasure what is your greatest fear? is not being captured by the massi people and being whipped for their kinky pleasure

who is your all time greatest hero and you can't say me ok? ohhh, my all time greatest hero, mmmm Mariah Carey yeah? yeah she is very meaningful, very spiritual What is the worst trouble you've been into? ummm deep trouble is that it? yeah who was the frist love of your life? and you can't say me baby! well then i can't answer the question ohhh, well after you the beautiful one, that would be Dolly Parton for her large breasts what is your greatest talent? (coughs) there you go that was it? ye

upon whom would you most like to have revenge? ummm ummm Jamie Ryan, for trying to run me over (very amazed at this) DID HE TRY AND RUN YOU OVER? yeah when? when we made Anne cry in Food Tech. DID HE TRY AND RUN YOU OVER? yeah i was standing near Debbies mums new car and he swerved his car at me (Debbie and I at the same time) REALLY!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! umm what's your most treasured possession? Gaylords pink hair elastic that i am playing with right now oh the purple one? yeah but it's pink according to Gaylord What have you regretted doing most whilst drunk? threatening to kill a very annoying boy with gay hair

what can you cook? you baby what is the best piece of advice you have ever received? umm if your poo has blood in it, then there's something wrong can you read music? yeah! if you were invisible for one day, what would you do? i'd run into peoples houses and look at then naked and laugh at them what er your final three wishes? to have a shitload of money, to have a big day out ticket and to lick t.d's shoulders okay, these are the questions i made up, do you think that pants are a conspiracy? i think so, yes and if so will you be making your own? no i'm right into conspiracy's Is Peter Phelps sexy? no not really what is a glitchy? a glitchy? yes that's a cross between a cliche and glitter, so it is a glittery cliche my Dad made that up, why do people in American sitcoms never have to lock the door when they go out? because they are very trusting, and very stupid.

back you go donkey boy/girl