Interviewing Polly |
Jobie Wan: ok you’re full name? <Polly chews for a very long time> Polly: Polly Elizabeth Spencer JW: your grade rank or job title? P: god knows JW: and your date of birth? P: 16th of January 1979 JW: and the country of birth? P: I think it’s England JW: any criminal convictions? P: not telling JW: have you ever been involved in espionage? P: yep JW: oh! Do tell us Fergus: owhhhhhhh P; um ahh I think I spied on my brother once JW: terrorism? P: yep JW: sabotage? P: not admitting to that one Fergus: I’ve danced to sabotage JW: have you got a broken nose and how did you break it? P: what the hell is that pigeon doing? Umm I don’t think I have a broken nose but if I do Jobie <getting hassled by a beggar> I really don’t have any spare change sorry P: no sorry, Toby broke it in the womb JW: did you really attack Johnny Cigarettes at the European cup final? P: I would have to go no on that one JW: what was all that stuff about your pink house in the papers? P: malicious rumors I deny it all JW: do you feel sorry for posh and becks? P: nope the lucky bastards JW: is your life anything like theirs? P: well I went to the same drama school as Becks did, er as Posh did, so I dunno JW: what do you think of new labor P: pants JW: what after-shave do you wear? P: ehhhh yeah mum JW: Ohh! Do you get hassled from your mum for staying up late and what is the latest you have stayed up? P; all night into the morning and no JW: do you bunk off school? P: no, well, not really JW: would you get back with Nick Mcabe if he asked? P: I’d be thinking, no JW: do you still like lasagna after I delivered it to your house all those times? P: <laughs> I’ve never liked lasagna JW: got any dieting tips? As she hoes into her hungry jacks burger P: ehh yeah don’t go to lunch with Jobie and Fergus JW: what animal would you be if you could be any? P: not that skanky pigeon would it go away! Thank you, umm cat JW: What do you think of the new Oasis album? P: they have one? JW: were you and Nick McCabe ever lovers? P: yep F: oohhh! JW: who is your all time hero? P: all time hero, umm, gotta be either Slater or Anderson JW: what is the worst trouble you have been in? P: umm let me think, can’t remember but it is probably at school somewhere JW: what can you cook? P: toast JW: do you rock hard? P: I rock medium JW: what song describes you best? P: um, can’t get that loving feeling JW: what is your greatest talent? P: lying JW: what is your most treasured possession? P: oh god, JW: god? P: oh I have a treasured possession? Umm probably my VCR JW: what would you do if you were invisible for the day? P: I would um that’s freaky actually, I would spy on people I really want to know all about. Like film stars JW: in the shower? P: <sounding very disgusted> No! What do you think I am a pervert? JW: oh ok thank you Polly P: thank you |
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