The Cow Is Behind You

Paul Vickers is pretty good huh? yeah i love him too anyway this is the poetry that we were supposed to put out in The Cow is behind you special supplement but we didn't because umm i dunno but yeah none of us are as good as Paul Vickers y'know but what can you do?

Ode To A Cow Oh you beautiful cow you are not a sow for that is apig and this you don't dig you are not a goat and you don't own a boat but yes, you do moo and you look nothing like poo you are so heavy there is no such word as nevy you may not play the flute but you are ever so cute all this is true so i will never eat you        By Scott

What Drugs Are You ON? I know you shot and killed My Cat. I know where you keep your shotgun. Look we know about you man. I'll be right behind you. LOOK OUT          By Laura

A Chair is hard so it don't brake and that is how i like my rake         By El Kunto

Untitled #1 Where do days go when they are over? is it to some place with mystical frogs and whimsical snails? or to a cesspool of vomit? oh how does one find out?       By Scott

Bad Cow Poem #1 My cow says pow i don't know how it should say moo or maybe meow it does a dance without it's pants and brings great embarrassment to it's family                    By El Kunto

A Fabulous Poem Oh my belly don't turn on the telly for who might the person be when you turn on the TV could be humpty or big bird or some annoying big red haired girl let us run away far, far away let us frolick in trees and eat no peas just magic dirt and groovy leaves no, no don't sya those words those harsh cruel words for it is criminal to mention Mr Minshall       By Scott

Stone Roses Limerick Oh evil man at HMV you talk like a surfie if you don't give me my Stone Roses i'll use one of these hoses and shove it up your bottie              By Old Skool Fergus

Untitled #2 Oh it is so hot and indeed i have forgot to go and milk the cow oh wellow as i remember the days gone by and i try to lick the fly in my head there is a thought oh no flase alarm            By Scott

Ye Rabbi of mighty faith and enlightenment Oh Rabbi don't have a spazzi I love thee and i need to pee look up there is it a cow? is it a pee? No, it's the ever beautiful Rabbi       By Scott

Untitled thou art so grand as pink as a bowl of thee custard that is set out free to roam wherever whenever catch my custard as it loves me no more and swallow it down in the depths of hell alone my beloved     By Laura

Thom Thom (written to Thom Yorke) Thom Thom you beautiful pom you're so sexy and so flexy you're a spunk i have never heard you say kerplunk you're hair's so spiky and you don't look dykey Thom Thom you beautiful pom       By Scott, on Fergus' behalf

Stone Roses Poem oh Ian Brown you great big clown oh how i wanna shoot you down ah Ian Brown I hope you drown   By Fergus

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