Stupid Converstaions

Ok we have a lot of quotes that are really too long to be called quotes so here is a rocking part where stupid conversations are put i am also prone to taping people secretly so when they talk about slaves to black cock i have them on tape forever. Ha ha ha a ha ha ohh ok.

"yes is that about lawyers too?" - Fergus' Mum "yes and the Firm he did that too" - Fergus "oh that's about lawyers as well" - Fergus' Mum "yeah, are you seeing the pattern here?" - Fergus "oh no i haven't seen that one yet" - Fergus' Mum "Are you going through menapause?" - Fergus "oh, i dunno" - Fergus' Dad "oh he needs to get a girl and a new car" - Fergus' Mum "that's not menapause, that's a mid life crisis" - Fergus "no, that's menapause" - Fergus' Mum "WHERE ARE WE GOING?" - Fergus' dad

‘so women can’t be elders?’- dean ‘no they have to be sisters’ – fergus “what! women can’t be Elvis!!’ – jobie wan someone: ‘can you light me a fag laura?’ Laura – ‘yes, come here scott’ I have a manly chair on my hest - fergus

Fergus: yes but have you seen the 'everything good from Germany starts with a b' McDonalds ad? Alex: whaat? No i have not seen that! Does it have blumfeld in it? Or big mullets? I saw the greatest Japanese mullet today Fergus: no but i though hey where is blumfeld, i forgot about big mullets though and it should have bloody David Hasselhoff too i reckon Alex: bloody David Hasselhoff, true everything good in Germany does start with B!

Fergus: so does it bother you being imperial? Toddle: not really (secretly i am a member of the rebel alliance) Fergus: how is your house? Toddle: my house is being an asshole but will get over it when it goes into time out

LAURA: Hello FERGUS: hi I’m david LAURA: hi david FERGUS: how’s it going? (much laughter) LAURA: it’s ok FERGUS: yeah aha ha h ah LAURA: what’s your point? FERGUS: umm hrrrrr (more laughter) LAURA: Scott, I told you she has been chopping drugs FERGUS: no ha ha haha no I’m coming to ballroom dancing LAURA: suck shit, oh Scott you never let me come FERGUS: you whore LAURA: oh really FERGUS: there is a rabbit in my shoe LAURA: OH ok Scott, Fergus wants to speak to you because there is a rabbit in her shoe.

"he's angrosisu" - Fergus' Mum "what's that mean?" - Fergus "it's like horrondus" - Fergus' mum, how wise

Fergus: "yeah, 'cause eating the flesh of animals is really fun" Jobie Wan: "It's not about that, it's a matter of surviving!" Fergus: "Yeah, 'cause i'm dead."

New Zealand CES lady: "is your name William or Bill?" Rosso: " William, like what my mum call me when she gets angry, 'like put that tiki down William!'" New Zealand CES lady: " where do you live?" Rosso: "25 Bro St Wellington" NZCL: "Brough like gh?" Rosso: "No bro like choice aye bro" (actually it could have been Merrick, no i think it was Rosso)

"I feel like i've drunk alot and i'm just not drunk anymore" - Nudo "is it because of Squarepusher?" - Fergus "yes i think so" - Nudo

"how do you shag a snail?" - jobie wan "you put it under yr thong" - Dad "no thats murder" - mum "nah, well it's pretty good for the thong and you can slip along" - Dad

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