CURRENT MOTTO:

My cat can kick your cat's ass.

Previous Mottos of the Week

So, here I am.  7 years obliviously happy, 5 years awkward, 5 years angsty and four years thanking the dear lord that I payed attention in high school so that I could do whatever the hell I wanted to do in college.  And then there's year 22: out of school, working like a 45 year-old with 2 kids and  a retirement plan.  I thought "Hey, this is cool, I'm earning money." I thought "Well, working sure beats writing those damn term papers." I thought "People have more respect for me now that I'm in the 'Real World." Then, I thought "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING??  THIS SUCKS!!!"  It is in the spirit of that final thought that I have made the following vows to myself: 1.  I will never work at a job that requires me to sit at a desk for more than 1, MAYBE 2, hours per day. 2.  I will never complain about school ever again.  School is cool, and that's all that needs to be said about it...dig it? 3.  I am running for President.  This website, though I'm sure it could have many more valid and interesting purposes, is dedicated to vow #3.  It will serve as a testament to my determination to destroy the absolutely appalling cloud of ignorance and apathy that currently plagues our government offices.  My campaign slogan, borrowed from my father's infamous run for president of his student body in college, is as follows:                                              ABOLISH BUFFOONERY!!

Personal Injustices

My Plans (In case you care)

Limericks by Me!

Running list of Diseases

My life, in poorly drawn stick-figures

Mojo's Photos

Small Abuses of Power

Homies: Dan Jason Grace Matt the Marine

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Disclaimer: I don't really give a crap (yet) about this site.  If it looks spotty because it doesn't make sense, or because I haven't updated it in like a year, don't complain, because I just don't care.