| CLUBHOUSE CANCERSRec: (8-5-1) Bal: $0 |
| POS | PLAYER | TEAM |
| 1B | TODD HELTON | COL |
| 1B | TRAVIS HAFNER | CLE |
| 2B | LUIS CASTILLO | FLA |
| 2B | MARCUS GILES | ATL |
| SS | MIGUEL TEJADA | BAL |
| 3B | ARAMIS RAMIREZ | CUBS |
| 3B | TROY GLAUS | ANA |
| C | VICTOR MARTINEZ | CLE |
| OF | MANNY RAMIREZ | BOS |
| OF | CARLOS BELTRAN | KC |
| OF | MATT LAWTON | CLE |
| OF | ADAM DUNN | CIN |
| OF | LARRY WALKER | COL |
| SP | ROY HALLADAY | TOR |
| SP | TED LILLY | TOR |
| SP | MATT MORRIS | STL |
| SP | BRANDON WEBB | ARI |
| SP | ODALIS PEREZ | LA |
| SP | BRAD PENNY | FLA |
| SP | ERIC MILTON | PHI |
| SP | JARROD WASHBURN | ANA |
| SP | ZACK GREINKE | KC |
| SP | CLIFF LEE | CLE |
| SP | MIKE MAROTH | DET |
| RP | TROY PERCIVAL | ANA |
| RP | JOE NATHAN | MIN |
| 2004 RESULTS |
| WEEK # | PTS SCORED | RES | WEEK | OVERALL |
| 1 | 187.3 | W | 1st | 1st |
| 2 | 190 | W | 2nd | 1st |
| 3 | 168 | W | 4th | 1st |
| 4 | 196.3 | W | 1st | 1st |
| 5 | 159.7 | T | 5th | 1st |
| 6 | 157 | L | 6th | 1st |
| 7 | 141 | L | 7th | 3rd |
| 8 | 138.7 | L | 9th | 5th |
| 9 | 170 | L | 8th | 7th |
| 10 | 179 | W | 5th | 7th |
| 11 | 179.3 | W | 2nd | 4th |
| 12 | 186 | W | 2nd | 3rd |
| 13 | 189 | W | 3rd | 3rd |
| 14 | 151.7 | L | 8th | 3rd |
| 15 | 197.7 | W | 2nd | 3rd |
| 16 | 171.0 | L | 6th | 3rd |
| 17 | 188.0 | W | 2nd | 3rd |
| 18 | 116.7 | L | 10th | 3rd |
| 19 | 162.0 | L | 7th | 5th |
| 20 | 172.3 | L | 7th | 6th |
| FRANCHISE RECORDS |
| INDIVIDUAL |
| FEAT | POINTS | PLAYER | DATE |
| Most points scored in a week by a batter | 33 | KOSKIE/HELTON | WEEK #12/15 '03 |
| Most points scored in a week by a pitcher | 34 | MARK REDMAN | WEEK #14 '03 |
| Least points scored in a week by a batter | 0 | ARAMIS RAMIREZ | WEEK #14 '04 |
| Least points scored in a week by a pitcher | -4.7 | BRANDON WEBB | WEEK #8 '04 |
| TEAM |
| FEAT | PTS/WEEKS | DATE |
| Most points scored in a week | 271 | WEEK #16 '03 |
| Least points scored in a week | 116.7 | WEEK #18 '04 |
| Longest winning streak | 5 | WEEK #3-7/14-18 '03 |
| Longest losing streak | 4 | WEEK #6-9 '04 |
| FORMERLY KNOWN AS |
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CLUBHOUSE CANCERS | 2003, WEEKS #1-8 '04 |
| "THE COMPETITION" |
 | ALBUQUERQUE ISOTOPES |
 | ALLY'S ARMY |
 | BALTIMORE BIRDS |
 | CRACKER JACKS |
 | DAWG PAC |
 | MACK ATTACK |
 | MONEY |
 | NORTHSIDE NOSEDIGGERS |
 | SAVANNAH RIVERCATS |