These awards are issued to those who we feel sorry for or whom we wish to further ridecule.

Henry for being the first to salute twice.

Henry for being the first 6th father.

Sarah for being the first female.

Hoa for being the first to salute thrice.

Hoa for being the first 11th father

Hoa for being the first to be demoted

Hoa for being the first 14.5th father

Hoa for being the first to be promoted

Hoa for being the first 13.5th father

Hoa for being the most likely to be promoted