TP

First of all, One must realize the potential danger and entertainment envolved in such acts and weigh them carefully before making any decisions.

Step 1- Grab some friends. It is always nice to be having this style of fun in large groups due to the speed at which this can be accomplished in large numbers.

Step 2- Proceed to Hart Grocery Store. This store convieniently has a packs of 24 rolls of TP for just under 5 bucks!

Step 3- Choose a get-away car! This is the most vital step in the pre-tp setup. One much choose a vehicle that is not only reliable but quiet and darkly colored.

Step 4- Sneak out and meet up at a rondezvous point at approximately 1 hour of ater the set curfew to ensure that the family is home and most likely asleep. Make sure you are all wearing black clothes/quiet shoes/ and very warm clothing.

Step 5- Park far enough away from the house so that if someone were to look outside they would not see the car and make sure to the leave the keys in the ignition and the doors unlocked.

Step 6- Let the TP-ing begin! Remeber Do not TALK! They could hear you. TREAD SOFTLY! The groud (as Justin found out) sometimes is fairly damp and can hinder your traction. And work FAST! Each person should grab at least 2-3 rolls each run. Make sure to dangle a little bit of TP before the throw and hold the roll like a football and throw with some spin to it (may be thrown underhand or overhand), to provide for maximum use. Throw TP at such targets as: Trees, bushes, roofs, and cars. Make sure to also hand-unravel TP over bushes or anything that if it were to be thrown might not work or create a noise/problem.

Step 7- With any left over trash/plastic wrapping/TP generously spread it on the front walkways/door/or even the yard to assure full use of all the supplies. This will also assure that all the evidence will be left at the scene and not in your car!

Step 8- Drive away, slowly! Each person should slowly walk to the car and very quietly get in. No talking until already in the car and no loud music! Don't slam the doors! Don't speed off! Be quiet and stealthy.

Other Great Ideas to help with an effective night of TP-ing

1. Plastic Forks! Stick them in the yard and spread generously all over the place. They hate picking these up.

2. Candles- These would help to give it the more of a cultist group activity and would deflect from the thought that you could have done it.

3. Instant potatoes- I haven't tried this one but I have heard it is very messy. To apply, simply spread on the lawn, get a hose and water away!

4. Toothpicks- Cheap and effective in number. Buy about 1000 of these bad boys and just throw them everywhere. Very difficult cleanup.

5. Chalk- Write on the sidewalk any note or message that you would like to convey to the homeowner/recipiant of the TP-ing.

6. Water Hose- nobody likes cleaning up wet TP!