| BUY A SQUIRREL |
| Have you ever wanted to own your very own dead squirrel? But are to scared or lazy to get one? Would you like us to do the work for you? Well NOW, you can. With our kill a squirrel buy a squirrel program. Me and Derrick will go and hunt any squirrel and get it for you for a mere $99.00. Thats right only $99.00 You can own your own dead squirrel. We will hunt it and kill it and send it in a box right you your door. Without you ever having to go out and do it. How you ask? Well we can't reveal how because we do this several illegal ways we just want to help make sure everyone has there own dead squirrel. All you have to do is fill out and order form and after you receive your squirrel fill out a 100 question survey. (extra charge of $200 if you want the squirrel alive, but they are very angry and may attack and bite you when arriveing at your door) |
| Name:_______________________________________________ Address:_____________________________________________ Phone: ( ) - Please Fill In How Many Dead Squirrels ( ) $99.00 Each Total $____ Live Squirrels ( ) $200.00 Each Total $____ +$10.00 Shipping Total Cost $______ Send completed order from with check or money order to 136 East Belle Vue Road Fairmont Minnesota Make Checks out to Derrick Domek or Matthew Mixson. Print Out Order From and fill in the blanks above. |
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