| Squirrels are possibly the most dangerous mammals known to man. The purpose of this web site is to educate fellow human beings on the situation. Wether you are jewish, japaneese, White, or black; we need to unite to become a team and eliminate the problem before it gets out of hand. It is a given that many humans will die along the way, but in the end it will be worth it. Restoring world order will also look very good on resumes as well. Ever wonder why in the devil squirrels are always crawling across phone lines and power cables? They are tapping into phone lines and cutting power to set up ambushes. You might be asking yourself right now "how could such a tiny animal take world from us humans". Well that is problem #1. Humans are over confident and we under estimate the squirrel. Squirrels attack without warning and in great numbers. If you see a squirrel it is probably too late, you have been ambushed. The best thing to do now is attract the squirrels to you and when they are all on you detonate the C4 that is strapped to your body at all times. There is no doubt in my mind that you put a squirrel and a human in a cage that the human comes out on top, but not without numerous battle scars. But you put 2 squirrels and 1 human in a cage and you have a dead human. Thats the numbers we are up against, they out number us 2 to 1. We have to devise a plan on how to kill two birds with one stone per say. Until then we will remain fighting hard and strong. Most of you probably think im crazy, but im not. I have witnessed everything discussed on this webpage. I'm not on any medication and i dont do drugs. I know all this information can be hard to swallow at once, and you may have negative feelings about yourself. That is why i conveiniently have the link to the yellow ribbon anti-suicide program as well as my personal e-mail address below. E-mail me if you want to talk, i will be there for you. I would rather you die fighting for the human race. So I leave YOU the reader, with something to think about. Do squirrels really want to kill me? Derrick Domek E-MAIL ME d_domek@hotmail.com |
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