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| notice this mysterious orb in the squirrels possesion, the significance of this item is unknow to man, but one day we will discover the power of this orb (our photographer experienced the surge of 200 small squirrels as a result of this, needless to say, he is no longer among the living) |
| this mammal feels threatend by the squirrels presence thus it trys to become a squirrel and hopes that the squirrel will not be aware of the fact that is not a squirrel, not succeding in this the mammal is killed in a very violent manner |
| this squirrel is trying to hide his missle that he has constructed out of the reamins of hunters gun powder and sharp alumminum pop can tabs as a half an ear of corn |
| for acts of not wanting to kill humans this squirrel has been given the death sentence and its been entrapped in a midevil device and it's precious little head is about to fall off |
| children's playgrounds are a sure squirrel attack area due to the fact the children are generally weaker than adults and unware of the present danger that is upon them, this squirrel has scaled a very high fence and is examing the victims of his future acttack, luckily only three children were killed before the squirrel task force eliminated the threat |
| notice how this squirrel is talking to what he thinks is a bear, he is trying to create an alliance with a larger mammal due to it's small size, after this squirrel figured out it was a plastic honey bottle he left in a rush in which later i glanced out my window and he had hung is self from a tree. the bottle also had multiple wounds in the abdominal region. |
| this squirrel has lost the use of his legs due to a squirrel diease version of polio |
| this lad had the quant idea of robbing a squirrels nest while the parents were out and stealing all the babies and feeding them all poison |
| squirrels do not hibernate in winter so do not feel safe although it is much easier to spot them due to the lack of winter adaptation, rarley seen much they still pose a threat in all seasons |
| squirrel decoys, you must learn how to tell the real ones from the fake ones before the squirrels ambush you, they like to put these in trees so when you are walking you turn the other way but when you do you are put into the wating hasty threat |
| take note of how the squirrel trys to blend in with his environment |
| This was one of the first squirrels ever made, we found him embedded in an ancient glacier. with the use of carbon dating technology we can tell he is probably 8,328 years old. |
| after young billy was attack by squirrels and lost all limbs but one arm and two fingers all he can do is draw pictures of squirrels. he has a severe mental disorder and will never be a normal child |
| if you ever capture a squirrel and are unable to kill the critter be sure to wrap him extrmly tight, you may think you are killing it if the eyes are bulging out of the socket but not to worry they are fine and should be given to local squirrel exterminator for immediate disposal |
| this squirrel is extremely clever and places an explosive device onto a park bench knowing that the next human to sit will be blown up, resulting in aa extremely painful death |
| feeling vulnerable this squirrel commenses into an attack pose, notice how the ears and eyes are wide open for maxium performance to locate the threat |
| knowing that he might be captured this squirrel prepares himself to jump of the cliff |