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Cloud Vs Sephiroth


  MORNING EVERYONE!


Be quiet i need my beauty sleep


shuttup everyone needs a healthy dose of Vitamen B to start
the day


I don't care!

:Can't you ever get tired of using that head and shoulders crap
in your hair


.............this is crap???


Yeah it is heheheh


noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i've been using crap in my hair

 
Alright Sephy wheres my hair gel


Why i don't know what you mean
WHERE IS IT!?


 
Tifa told you not to get to attached to that hair gel....
Sephiroth.....how the HELL am i supposed to make my hair so spiky without my hair gel!!!???


look Cloud i have decided that you are wasting all your gil on hair gel, so i got rid of it for you.. besides, you should try the natural look anyway


aaarrrggggh!!!


.........but do you listen?


...........NO! 

*Cloud rugby tackles Sephiroth and beats the crap
out of him*

Cloud do you happen to know which way the sewers are ?


why?


Cause I'm gonna throw the Buster sword into them


WHAT WHA WA


bye!

***Sephiroth swoops off, with that annoying MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAH laugh***


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So Aeris what do you suggest we do to get rid of Sephiroth


the first thing to do s not to overeact
So tactical thermo-nuclear weapons are wrong then
Yep


Hang on how about we bomb him from the Highwind


Yeah!


Boys will be boys

la la la la la la la la la la


*Highwind swoops in from above*


What the hell...


*Highwind bombs Sephiroth tonns of times*


...ack ohhhh...iiiieeeeeee.arrrrgggggg!...........................................bugga!


HAHA!  THAT'LL TEACH YA!
...errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........................................................bugga!


Yeah lets go have a beer to celebrate!


:YEAH!

 

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