*obscenely
drunk*Yo Vinnie how about putting some Blink 182 on so we've got something we can dance to
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SCREAM
final fantasy 7 style
*the
final fantasy 7 gang were at a party at Vincents beach house in Costa
Del Sol, they've decided to make friends with the Turks cos they supply the
booze!, sephiroth has also crashed the party*
*obscenely
drunk*Yo Vinnie how about putting some Blink 182 on so we've got
something we can dance to
Yeah
man!
NO!
how many times must i tell you BLINK 182 SUCK!!!!
what!?
I
give up!....... buncha hooligans
PARTY!!
YEAH!
*some poor bloke walks upstairs and has his throat hacked*
*body falls down the stairs*
Everyone: GASP!
serves
him right for gate crashing!
This
looks like the work of a murderer, but who?
Everyone: GASP!
*All doors and windows lock up*
Everyone: GASP!
WHAT
THE F@#K IS GOIN ON?
I
dunno but...
LOOKOUT!!!
*a knife flies across the room and hits cloud in the arm*
HA
he missed
*4 more knives fly across the room killing more people*
MMMUMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone
split up 2 find the murderer Vincent, Zack, Sephiroth
with me
HEY
that's unfair you get all of the butch masculine people
NO!,
we got Sephiroth
True....
you can't get more girly and feminine than him
whoever the
murder is, kill
her next pleeeease
*Clouds group go upstairs while Tifa's group go downstairs*
I'm
scared of the dark
shuttup!
Zack
behind u
*a flying butchers axe misses Zack's head*
strange
*another flying butchers axe slices half of Vincents head off*
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
SH*T
whats goin on!?
Cid! stop Aeris screaming
That
wasn't me! it came from upstairs
*Everyone looks up*
*A huge guillotine comes down and slices Aeris in half*
This
is too scary I'm leaving *runs off*
Ack!
foolish gimp
Sephiroth,
Zack, stick with me
don't
worry man
*Zack steps on carefully placed electrical wire and gets fried*
OH
SH*T!!!
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zack
Oh
great, powers gone
I
know what's gonna happen now someones gonna come out behind Rude and
kill him
ACK!!
*sound of chainsaw*
RUN!!
*Elena takes the lead but gets hacked by a chainsaw*
*Cloud opens cupboard door to find Cid's body impaled with millions of darts
and his spear missing*
ok,
listen up.............WHAT THE!!?
*sound of chainsaw*
TIFA!!
So
he finally meet Mr. murderer
Masked
Murderer:
Yes we do!
*Tifa slaps the murderer 100 times*
Masked Murderer:
ow silly bitch *raises chainsaw*
NO!!*jumps
into the chainsaw just as cloud and Sephiroth arrive*
WHAT
THE F'#K IS GOIN ON!?
Masked Murderer:
Uh i must flee *jumps out the window*
*Cloud lobs his buster sword out the window at the murderer and impales him to the wall*
HAHA!
have some of that!
*cloud takes off the mask to find..................................................................THE END...TO BE CONTINUED...
***HAHA ONLY KIDDING***
WOT
THE HELL!? its one of those god damn annoying Mogs from all the other Final Fantasies.
Thank god you weren't on my game!!!
***Cloud continues to beat the sh*t out of the Mog, even though it died about 20minite ago!***
*Phoenix flies over and brings everyone back to life*
Phoenix,
you Pillock! you bought the Mog back to life!!!!
Mog: MWHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!
*mog dives out the window*
I
guess this is one of those "to be continued" stories?
*******TO BE CONTINUED*******
hmmmmmmmm, thought so