God this is boring if we just had taken the Highwind it would have gone
much quicker.
Aghhhhhh Can't you just shut up and stop complaining.
Yeah your mouths
been open all day. Your just jealous (boo
hoo mommy why did you raise me like this)
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Die hard...FF Style
*Cloud and the others are traveling to American
on holiday from England Boeing and everything seems peaceful*
Waitress: Well reach
America in about an hour, thank you.
God this is boring if we just had taken the Highwind it would have gone
much quicker.
Aghhhhhh Can't you just shut up and stop complaining.
Yeah your mouths
been open all day.
Your just jealous (boo
hoo mommy why did you raise me like this)
*BANG!*
What the hell was that
I'm sure it only was some
turbulent.
AHHH I missed with the lipstick I can't be seen like this AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Aeris open the airplane emergency exit and jumps out*
EEEEEEKK!!! I forgot my parachute!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh.
Phew finally rid of
her... Sephiroth how is it going?
ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZzzzZZZZZzzZzzzz
Why does he always
sleep!?.........I know! I'll take Vincent's under pants and lay
them on his face ha ha.
*Cid starts to walk towards Sephiroth*
*Suddenly a man with a machine guy comes charging out of the toilets (still trying to do up his zip)*
Hijacker: AHHHH they have discovered us!... ATTACK!!
F@#K can't we have a little peace here, please?
Shit he has an AK47 ha I'll kill him
*Yuffie uses All creation*
F@#K you blasted a big hole in the plane you bitch
Buhu
I'm so sorry WAAAAHHHHHH!
*Yuffie runs into the bathroom*
*Suddenly 10 Hijackers spring from their seats*
Hijacker: vvvawwwz halzzz nazzzz klazzzz
What the hell are they saying
I
have a degree in German ya know!, They are saying where in hell is the boss?
huh?
boss?
ha ha ha ha, it's me, I
went so tired of you little brats cramping my style. so now you'll all die!!!
Yeahh ha ha ha sorry guys but
that's life, and look who's with us
ALL: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Caith Sith, what the hell, are you on theirs team.
Sorry guys but once a
Turk always a Turk
*Cait Sith uses dice*
Shit they
went out that hole Yuffie made!!
ha ha ha ha know you'll pay you
big fat fluffy piece of shit!
*Vincent uses his gun and shoot Cait Sith in the head*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ME!!!!!?
F@#K
ATTACK!!
Hijackers: vazz halzzzz tazzzz kazzzz
shit
they're heading towards us! Zack and Sephiroth I could need a little
help here!
comin!
ZZZZZZZZzzzzZZZzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzZzZzzzzzzzZZZzz
!?! SEPHIROTH !?!
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZzZzZZZzzZZZZZz
F@#K him, Zack,
Omnislash time
*Zack and Cloud both uses Omnislash and 7 hijackers fly out of the plane*
Reno, Rude take them
*Reno and Rude draw their weapons*
HA HA I'll use Chaos
*Vincent uses Chaos*
BOOOOOOO!!!!
WHAAAAHHH!! MOMMY!!!!!
*Rude & Reno jumps out from the plain*
Shit, now I'm real pissed off
*Elena draws a real big gun out from her pocket and starts to shoot wildly*
Yuffie,
Barret, Cid and Sephiroth take those hijacker nobs!
YES SIR!!
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzZZzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Zack and Vincent give me a hand
*Cloud and Zack uses Omnislash on Elena while Vincent shoots her gun out
of her hand..*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! BRATS!!!
*Cloud uses final touch and blow the elena and the rest of the turban
soldiers away*
I'll take you another time I swear!!!
*hundreds of hijackers with machine guns appear from nowhere*
Shit!
we can't handle them all! we're done for!
*Bruce Wilis comes out of the toilet*
ohhhhh
that's one smelly shit!.................huh? what's going on here!?
*Bruce draws out 2 huge AK47's 5 grenades, a rocket launcher and some chewing gum and blows the hijackers to shit!*
YIPIEEEEEE
KIAAAAYYYYYYY MOTHER F*^KERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow
thanks Bruce! are you a secret FFVII character?
yeah
sure. all you have to do to get me is.......
*Bruce gets sucked out the hole in the plane*
ohhh
well, he sucked anyway
Waitress: Thank you for the flight we will now land
at New York airport
phewwww good job guys
ZZzzZZ.. ghhh AAaA!! Man I'm tired anything special happened
here
ALL: SHUT UP YOU DOZEY F*^K!
Take it easy, by the way I
didn't know that the air port was on Cloud's House???
ALL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Is this the end of or friends (except from RedXIII who is afraid to fly so he
didn't )
what happened to Aeris (who cares?)
!!!TO BE CONTINUED!!!
By Christian M.S