2294 Ludlow Street Quotes

August 2003

 

Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. - Seth, From Dusk til Dawn

I can vouch for that. I wish they did though. – Scott

  

Scott: What are we doing tonight?

Henry: The same thing we do every night, Scotty.

Scott: Try to take over Nero?

Henry: What do you mean try?

 

Salma Hayek vampire: Welcome to Slavery.

Seth (George Clooney): No thanks, I've already been married.

 

Dee: Why would anyone be afraid of tunnels?

Scott: Exactly.

 

Anyone have a pair of bolt cutters? - Henry 8/2/03

 

We are the knights who say "Meh, Meep, and Fhqwgds..." – Henry

 

Lemmesee, Lemmesee, Lemmesee, Lemmesee - Scott 8/5

 

Make it stah-ah-ahp! - A sheep (translated by Henry)  8/1

 

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Scott: We need a tall, skinny quote with fat ends.

Sav: That'll almost fit. - 8/4

 

It's good for you.  It makes you porn-rific! - Scott 8/8

 

Wednesday is sack-showing day! - Luther 8/6

 

You can be my Savya Ono – Luther

 

Savya got run over by a Tithraq – Luther

 

Puke and Rally! – Scott  (courtesy of Varsity Blues)

Let the pierogies hit the floor!  Let the pierogies hit the floor! – Luther

 

1. Don't bang it.  

2. Wiggle it.  

3. Pull & twist. - Scotty's “how to” 8/18

 

Scott: Girls are like time release...psycho capsules.  
Luther: Yeah, it's like a suppository. - 8/18

 

If you need cd's, chocolate, ben & jerry's, or random sex, I'm your girl.  - Anon 8/30