November and December 2003 Quotes

“I am a prisoner of my own bowels” – Scott 11/4/03

“Friday is ass showing day.” – Luther 11/7/03

“Sadly, the last thing he said to me was ‘you have to have external lips to use this.’” – Scott 11/8/03

Roz (to Scott): “You’ve got a powerful back thrust.”

Dee: “Front thrust too!” 11/13/03

“It gets deeper the lower you go.” – Dee 11/18/03

“I command you to –tion me.” – Henry 11/26/03

“Saturday night is underwear night, unless you add tequila. Then it’s naked night.” – Luther 11/29/03

“I am Darth Munchkin…I will use the force to take all of your lollipops.” – Scott

“Where are your f**king balls?” – Savannah

“Where is the clown with my tequila?” (while playing the “IT” drinking game) – Scott 12/5/03

“Don’t put hair on the cheese.” – 12/13/03

“Is that my husband? Kick him in the nuts!” - Missy 12/13/03

“She was feeding her snake, so I had to play with mine.” – Luther 12/22/03

“I’m going to close the little slit.” – Dee 12/22/03

“You’ve got everything. You’ve got dead mice, you’ve got thumbtacks. You’re in good shape.” – Henry 12/23/03

“I was thinking of getting crazy with the blender tonight.” – Savannah 12/24/03

“He was writing growth marks on his penis.” – Scott 12/27/03

“It’s up to you…kind of. I’m semi-indifferent.” – Amy 12/31/03

“There is no spoon.” - Scott

“No boob bongos!”

“Or you can sit on the shore, playing with your rod.” – Scott (talking about fishing)

“Healing arts, how many nipples are you down?” – Scott (referring to the scene in Jason X when the nipples slide off the android)