2294 Ludlow Street Quotes

March to July 2003

 

Henry: Are you going to work out or are you going to drink that beer?

Scott: I’m going to drink this beer.

 

Sweet, non-judgmental beer. – Scott (care of Homer Simpson)

 

But now I must play.– Henry

 

I had a life…..ok, who’s the joker?– The Minod

 

We definitely need more hot Russian chicks in the house.– Luther

 

Life is like a box of spell packets, you never know what you’re going to get.– Sav

 

Scott: You got a job?

Henry: Yeah, working for HP four hours a week.

Scott: Now you only need nine more jobs.

 

I have to dance ‘til the end. - anon

 

Floor flavored pierogies…..mmmmmmmm. – Luther

 

Nothing gets you over your ex- like your next. – Jesse G (proven true 7/13/03)

 

It’s called “pussy whipped”, not “come over and have dinner whipped.” – Scott

 

Did you polish the ham? – Luther

 

You go now. I say nay, nay.

 

Queef Seat!

 

I intend on acting up! – Scott

          Me too! – anon

          Me three! – anon

 

I’m a good, stable guy, I deserve a good, stable woman. – Scott

 

You licked poo-boy! – anon

 

Go away, you bouyant thing that fratenizes with assholes. – Luther

 

…..anymore.  – Scott & Sav    

          F*** off! – Luther

 

And that’s the f***er who ran over my frog. – Jesse G

 

Do you wanna be right or do you wanna be happy? – anon

 

You’re not goth. You didn’t suffer. – anon

         

People should not leave their sandwiches lying around. – Scott

          People should not leave their <insert food here> lying around. – Scott

 

The never ending Polack. Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah. – Luther

 

Public displays of affection don’t bother me anymore because I’m getting some. – Scott

 

Crap, it’s 2 am. At least I’ll be able to fall asleep at work now. - Scott

 

The wife is ultra religious and the husband owns a sex shop. – Kirsten

 

I’m like a big, retarded Superman. – Spare

 

I wonder if he’s magic to hit. – Scott

          We’re all going to hell for that, but at least I get to drive. – Scott

 

How can someone so poor be so fat? – Spare

 

There’s no koochie like new koochie. – Spare

 

The town just flomped down there, right? – Spare

          Flomped? – Scott

 

Luther: From now on, when there’s a problem, I’m just throwing money at it.

Scott:  That’s what I do, throw money at it.  Money and dogs.

 

Henry: I don’t think I’ve ever had a psycho ex.

Kirsten: You will.

 

I have 3 minutes left to have an orgasm on my birthday. Get in there and do your job woman. - Henry

 

Scorpios fold their underwear. - Scott

 

Life has been bending over backwards to be good to me lately.- Scott