2294 Ludlow Street Quotes
March to July 2003
Henry: Are you going to work out or are you going to drink that beer?
Scott: I’m going to drink this beer.
Sweet, non-judgmental beer. – Scott (care of Homer Simpson)
But now I must play.– Henry
I had a life…..ok, who’s the joker?– The Minod
We definitely need more hot Russian chicks in the house.– Luther
Life is like a box of spell packets, you never know what you’re going to get.– Sav
Scott: You got a job?
Henry: Yeah, working for HP four hours a week.
Scott: Now you only need nine more jobs.
I have to dance ‘til the end. - anon
Floor flavored pierogies…..mmmmmmmm. – Luther
Nothing gets you over your ex- like your next. – Jesse G (proven true 7/13/03)
It’s called “pussy whipped”, not “come over and have dinner whipped.” – Scott
Did you polish the ham? – Luther
You go now. I say nay, nay.
Queef Seat!
I intend on acting up! – Scott
Me too! – anon
Me three! – anon
I’m a good, stable guy, I deserve a good, stable woman. – Scott
You licked poo-boy! – anon
Go away, you bouyant thing that fratenizes with assholes. – Luther
…..anymore. – Scott & Sav
F*** off! – Luther
And that’s the f***er who ran over my frog. – Jesse G
Do you wanna be right or do you wanna be happy? – anon
You’re not goth. You didn’t suffer. – anon
People should not leave their sandwiches lying around. – Scott
People should not leave their <insert food here> lying around. – Scott
The never ending Polack. Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah. – Luther
Public displays of affection don’t bother me anymore because I’m getting some. – Scott
Crap, it’s 2 am. At least I’ll be able to fall asleep at work now. - Scott
The wife is ultra religious and the husband owns a sex shop. – Kirsten
I’m like a big, retarded Superman. – Spare
I wonder if he’s magic to hit. – Scott
We’re all going to hell for that, but at least I get to drive. – Scott
How can someone so poor be so fat? – Spare
There’s no koochie like new koochie. – Spare
The town just flomped down there, right? – Spare
Flomped? – Scott
Luther: From now on, when there’s a problem, I’m just throwing money at it.
Scott: That’s what I do, throw money at it. Money and dogs.
Henry: I don’t think I’ve ever had a psycho ex.
Kirsten: You will.
I have 3 minutes left to have an orgasm on my birthday. Get in there and do your job woman. - Henry
Scorpios fold their underwear. - Scott
Life has been bending over backwards to be good to me lately.- Scott