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| Miss Hoover... I Ate My Red Crayon... Ralph Wiggum Quotes |
| Box of Fame Ralph Wiggum: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. |
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| "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" "When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar." "Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirokeet. Love Ralph." MISS HOOVER: Now take out your red crayons. RALPH: Miss Hoover? MISS HOOVER: Yes, Ralph? RALPH: I don't have a red crayon. MISS HOOVER: Why not? RALPH: I ate it. RALPH: I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids! Oooh ... I bent my wookie. LISA: Hey, Ralph, wanna come with me and Allison to play anigrams? ALLISON: We take proper names and re-arrange them to form a description of that person. RALPH: My cat's breath smells like cat food. "Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders." "Me fail English? That's umpossible." SKINNER: And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents: Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum. RALPH: I'm Idaho! SHINNER: Yes, of course you are. RALPH: I ated the purple berries. BART: How'd they taste, Ralph? RALPH: Ooo, ahhh, they tast like .. burning ... "Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office. "Then the doctor told me both my eyes were lazy. And that's why it was the best summer ever." RALPH: And I want a bike ... and ... a monkey ... and a friend for the monkey.. HOSEY THE FIRE SAFETY BEAR: But you're not going to start any fires, are you little boy? RALPH: At me house we call them "Uh-Ohs. "I'm a dog!" (as he spreads his peacock tail) "Ooooo, owwwww, even my booger taste spicy!" (in locker w/ Milhouse) "We're a totem pole!" "I'm going to live with underground Grandma!" |
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