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Zoolander on the Value of Life If there's anything we can learn from this horrible tragedy, it's that a males model's life is a precious precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. Zoolander on Public Speaking at Funerals Z: I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am. M: A what? Z: A eugoogalizer. One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was? Zoolander on Ancient Values M: Derek, I'm not sure if you're familiar with the belief that some aboriginal tribes hold. It's the concept that a photo might steal part of your soul. What are your thoughts on that, as someone who gets their picture taken for a living? Z: Well I guess I'm going to have to answer your question with another question. How many abidiginals do you see modeling? Zoolander on the High Details of Male Fashion Z: It's a good thing I wore underwear today. Hansel on Extreme Sports H: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvias, when suddenly I slip. And I star to fall. I mean, I'm about to die. Just falling. AHHH. AHHH. I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly, I remember, "Holy... Hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days? And couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?" Z: And? H. It was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvias. O: Cool story Hansel. H: Thanks, Olaf. Zoolander on Love H: Soil flying everywhere in the earth room last night. Whoa, who's that? Who, who's this? I didn't want to say anything, but there was cazy energy between you two. Z: There was this one moment... When she was sandwhiched between the two Finnish dwarves and that Maori tribesmen, when I was like, "Wow, this is the kind of woman I could spend the rest of my life with." What do you call that? H: I call that love, D-bo. Zooland and Hansel on Conflicts H: Why you been acting so messed up towards me? Z: Why you been acting so messed up towards me? H: Well, you go first. Z: I don't know, maybe I just felt a little threatened or something because your career is just kind of blossoming and mine is kind of winding down or whatever. Z: Rufus, Meekus, and Brint were like brothers to me. And when I say "brother," I mean it the way black people say it, which is more meaningful I think. Hansel on Idols H: Richard Gere is a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting is another person who's a hero. The music he's made over the years .. I don't really listen to it. But the fact that he's making it, I respect that. Zoolander on psychics M: So I became bullimic. Z: You can read minds? Rufus, Meekus, and Brint on Life Crisis You know what could really help you sort through all of these important issues? ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINO!!! |
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