| Sometimes it is true that evil spirits will possess anything they can in order to wreak havoc and chaos in the lives of man. This terrifying case of demonic possession took not place with a human, but of an inanimate object, in this case a child's toy doll named Ophelia Groin in the quiet town of Dicksfield, CT. The trouble began when two women, Janet and Chrissy, two young student nurses who knew nothing about the paranormal, innocently bought Ophelia at a traveling gypsy flea market. Little did they realize that a high satanic priestess had previously cursed the doll, allowing free roaming spirits to possess it at will. They first noticed strange things when their other roommate, Jack, started complaining that the doll gave him the heebee geebies. It seemed to move mysteriously around the house on it's own accord and it had a strange odor to it similar to dumpster scum and decaying beef. Strange noises and ghostly giggles would emulate from whatever room Ophelia was in. Objects seemed to move about on their own accord and the trio argued constantly when they were normally good friends. It wasn't until Jack claimed the doll climbed into his bed when he was sleeping and bit him in the buttocks and leaving visible marks that the girls finally believed him. “There was no way Jack could bite his own ass, I don’t think,” said Janet, recalling the disturbing sight. Not knowing what to do, the frightened trio threw the doll away only to find that a few hours later it somehow mysteriously found it's way back to their apartment and was found standing in the middle of the living room with an upturned middle finger. Terrified of what might happen next, they contacted the town priest, Father Bowel, who in turn telephoned Wayne and Raymond. "It was clear to us that a demonic spirit had possessed the doll and was attempting to destroy the lives of all involved," recalls Raymond. "The spirit needed human buttock flesh in order to begin manifesting into physical form. We had no choice but to expel the evil spirit immediately by an ancient process know as baptismal purification". Wayne and Raymond, after accepting a personal check of an undisclosed amount, carefully captured the dangerous demonic doll and submerged in a bathtub full of prepared holy water. It immediately sprang to life, thrashing about and attempting to escape, biting Wayne’s cheek during the struggle. Raymond was able to place a cinder block on the doll’s back to keep it from escaping while Wayne performed the rite of exorcism for an exhausting sixteen hours straight. It was a success. The demon departed and escaped back into the infernal fires of hell through the bathroom toilet. Ophelia was free from demonic possession and the grateful trio gave the doll to the Boorans for safekeeping. She was stored in an impenetrable glass case and put on display in the Boorans’ Occult Museum of Strange and Unholy Artifacts (available to visit for only $24 US Dollars, no group discounts). Years later, an IRS representative was visiting the Boorans on official business and upon seeing the doll, made jest of it. It proved to be an unwise move. Later that same day he was involved in a near fatal accident when he accidentally cut off his nose while shaving. “To poke fun at the paranormal is like sticking your ass into shark infested waters,” says Wayne, “sooner or later it’s bound to get bitten.” |
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