| "Our passion converges absolutely." |
| Hallmark Math Greetings for Valentine's Day |
| "I discover new postulates to our theoretical friendship everyday." |
| "For me to compliment you, is as easy as adding 1+5." |
| "No, our intergrals do not require parts, rather they can be done using the Fundamental Theorem." |
| "I will never you leave you darling...even if a secant comes between us." |
| "I will try and keep our point of tangency." |
| "Oh, you are so sweet--just as kind as a matrix already in reduced echelon form." |
| "My love for you is like a million free variables." |
| "We fit together like the solutions of a homogenous differential equation." |
| "You are as easy for me to understand as the integral of xdx." |
| "Our conversation has no limit as our time approaches infinity." |
| "We may diverge sometimes, but we will always intersect and remain together in the end." |
| "I am just as sure of my love for you, as I am sure that the absolute value of negative two is two." |
| "Our love increases each day like that of an exponential growth curve." |
| (Created by Clarence and Alyssa) |
| "I follow your curves like those for the graph of a beautiful sine wave." |
| ~QED~ |
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